So it’s finally here. The list, I mean. You know those must-do books? A hundred things you absolutely HAVE to do before you die? Canoe down the Amazon, hang-glide off Ayers Rock, see the Pyramids, etc? I’ve got a better one.
A hundred sexual acts you must experience before you die. I haven’t bothered to itemise them ALL and make it add up to a hundred, because it would take ages and be pathetic. I mean, if I’ve shagged a bloke then I’ve sucked his cock, jerked him off and made him cum in my mouth. He’s licked me, fingered me, and sometimes used a device or two as well. Which is seven things in one encounter. So if I say this list of around fifty things could easily be made into a hundred things, you get the idea.
So here they are then. A hundred sex acts to do before you die, all of which I’ve done, and divided up into before Roger and after Roger, though some things I obviously did before AND after.
Anyway. Things I did Before Rog:
1- Masturbate
Sorry to start with an obvious one, but it’s where we all start our sex lives, isn’t it. Isn’t it?
2 – Have a boyfriend
Yes, half a dozen steady ones, loads of casuals, and before you ask, no, I was never faithful to any of them.
3 – Have a girlfriend
Yes, three and a bit – the bit was only a holiday romance, and I didn’t think two weeks really counts as a relationship, but it was a big affair for that fortnight. So three and a bit.
4 – Own a vibrator
I must have had a hundred or more. Some I bought for myself, others were bought for me. They’re all good, in their own way. And there’s another list there too…
5- Have sex in public
Many times. It’s a long list of places and and could easily be fifty of the hundred things on its own, or maybe we should make a new list of a hundred places to have sex. Might do that later.
6 – Have sex with a stranger
Yes, a good few, lots on my holidays, so too many to count
7 – Have an MMF 3-some
Yes, a good few, mostly when boyfriends invited their mate to join us
8 – Have an FMF 3-some
Yes, again a good few, a couple where I was invited to join a couple, but mostly where me and a friend offered some lad a night when all his dreams came true.
9 – Have an FFF 3-some
What are sleepovers for? So yes, I have. It was very good fun, but it left me gasping for a proper fuck, with a real cock, and it was that experience which convinced me I’m not all that bi after all.
10 – Have a gang-bang - one girl and several guys
Yes, me and 5 or 6 lads, all very drunk, so no wonder I can’t remember the exact number. Or much else, really.
11 – Have an orgy
Yes, me, my boyfriend and 3 other couples, a Saturday night and all day Sunday orgy. We all got into a double bed and pretty much stayed there for 36 hours, during which I sucked and fucked anyone and everyone who came within range, mostly without bothering to find out who it was. The best part is being woken in the night by someone fucking you from behind, and you have no idea whose cock is in you, and don’t care.
12 – Have sex with someone younger
Yes, he was 14 when I was 22
13 – Have sex with someone much older
Yes, my friend’s Dad. I was 17, he was 48. And rubbish at shagging.
14 – Have sex with an object that wasn’t made for the purpose
Yes, lots. All girls do. If it fits, we’ll put it in. Why do you think deodorant bottles are that shape? Look at your girlfriend’s hairbrush. You KNOW what she does with the handle, right?
15 – Have sex with food
Yes, we’ve ALL done bananas, Mars Bars and all the rest of the fruit and vegetable ensemble, long before we met you. If it fits…
16 – Pose for rude pictures
Yes, Polaroids with my first steady boyfriend. They looked a bit murky, but it was amazingly knicker-wetting doing it. And knowing that the lad I’m talking to in the pub on a Friday night has seen my pussy because my boyfriend showed his mates the pictures (without consulting me) was almost as exciting.
17 – Have sex while people are watching
Yes, lots of times. We all used to do it, especially at parties in a corner of the room, or sometimes right in the middle, and it wasn’t thought of as unusual. But I thought it was very horny.
18 – Put on a FF sex show
Yes, I’ve done that with a couple of girls in the past. Performing lesbian sex for a roomful of horny young lads is a VERY erotic thing to do, and guarantees you a shag afterwards as well.
19 – Have sex with your boyfriend’s best mate
Yes. Several of them. Brilliant. Ashamed to say that it was more exciting than a normal shag because of who it was. That makes me sound awful, I know, but no point in fibbing.
20 – Have sex with a black guy
Who hasn’t? And let’s include all the racial variations in here, black, brown, red, yellow, whatever. But not the others. I get people messaging me on yahoo saying hey, have you ever fucked an Australian? As if it would be different to a New Zealander or a Canadian, or any other kind of Caucasian. Honestly. I mean so what if you’re Scottish? You don’t McCum, do you.
21 – Shave your pussy bald
Yes. First boyfriend’s idea. He thought it looked sexy, and anything he thought was sexy worked for me. These days I tend to prefer the Brazilian, but never say never…
22 – Buy new underwear for the man you’re going to seduce to see and take off
Yes. Used to do it all the time. Choosing knickers you hope will excite the man you want to pull makes the ones I’m wearing in the shop very wet.
That’s 22 things, which I think are different enough to be worth including. I mean, I don’t want a list of sexual positions or variations, so you can see how I could easily expand that to make 101 if I wanted, but we haven’t done after Rog yet, so here goes…
23 – Have sex with an audience - not just people at a party, but strangers watching
Yes. In swinger clubs I must have done it 50 times. The last time was just as exciting as the first. I really LOVE being watched.
24 – Have sex for money
Yes. I have sold my body a couple of times, just for fun. Very horny, very thrilling. I’d probably do it again if I was in the mood.
25 – Have sex with someone much younger
It’s a scary thought, but I’ve lost count of the times I’ve done this since Rog and I began to play. I do know that I have quite often had an 18-year-old, making the age difference 22 years, which is much bigger than the difference between the youngest ever (14) and my age at the time (22), which kind of puts a bit of perspective on it.
26 – Send saucy pictures to a men’s mag
Yes, Rog sent pics to Escort years and years ago. No-one knew it was me, though I was knicker-wettingly afraid they would.
27 – Buy clothes just for sex
Yes, lots. And I don’t just mean lingerie. Dresses mostly. But some trousers and shorts as well. Plus a few bits of leather and PVC. Anything in Lycra makes a girl look ready for sex…
28 – Buy underwear just to fuck strangers
All the time. Almost all my knickers, in fact…
29 – Make a porno movie
Yes, I’ve been in lots of Roger’s home movies. But in one of them my co-star was a proper porn actor with a proper big cock. And it was a proper big fuck he gave me too!
30 – Post saucy pictures on the web
Roger would put all my pics up if I let him, but the few we do post have a big effect. It’s odd knowing thousands of guys have wanked off looking at me, just little old me. Weird. And wetting…
31 – Have sex with an ugly man
Erm, yes, quite a lot Good old Rog. He’s chosen more than a few of those for me over the years, and loves seeing me enjoy them. Have I mentioned that he’s a pervert?
32 – Go to a swinger club
Yes, lots of clubs, lots of sex, lots of times
33 – Join the Mile-high club
Yes, many times. Thankyou, BA. All this, and Air Miles as well…
34 – Have sex with someone you never see or speak to
Yes. About 15 of them Hubby to thank for that again. It’s on the blog somewhere.
35 – Tell complete strangers intimate details of your sex life
That’ll be the blog again.
36 – Have phone sex with a stranger
Rog and I do it all the time, but I’ve had several telephone fucks with guys off the net. It was fantastic the first few times but like a lot of things the novelty wears off quite quickly, mostly because there’s a limit to what you can do.
37 – Have webcam sex with a stranger
Did all of that years ago, and the same applies really. Great fun at first, but there’s a limit to what you can do without falling off your chair, and I have to say that watching a guy jerk off is only really exciting if I can touch. And those early cameras made me look orange. I know they’re better now, but since everyone routinely records webcams for putting on the net afterwards, I shan’t be getting another one.
38 – Answer an online sex ad
Yes, we’ve contacted couples and singles, met some great people and met some real tossers. Fucked them all anyway, and enjoyed every one. Some more than others, but there’s no such thing as a bad fuck when you’re 38, the guy is under 25, and hubby is watching him fuck your brains out with a large, stiff cock.
39 – Advertise yourself for sex
Yes we did that as well. It is, I have got to say, an amazingly knicker-wetting thing to read your own advert, in which you are asking for fit young men to fuck you while hubby takes pictures. Especially the bit about big cocks only need apply. Wow! That was rude all by itself, never mind the replies.
That’s another 17 things there, making a total of 39, so we’ve just got 61 to think of. Shouldn’t take long…
Ooh, just thought of something. Things I haven’t done yet and would like to. Like the England Rugby team (though I’d settle for Jonny Wilkinson if I got the chance). Shame they have individual showers, and not the big communal baths like they used to have. I could spend hours looking for the soap…
And so, #41, I wish I’d done glamour modelling when my body was at its best. It’d be nice to have a reminder of what it was like. I’ve got a friend who did that in Playboy years ago. She looked beautiful, and I really envy her that. Plus it would have been rude, and I expect the photographers all try to fuck you once they’ve got you wet.
42 – Fuck a scrummy Doctor.
Not that I want one struck off, but wouldn’t it be horny if he got most of your clothes off for an examination and just couldn’t stop himself touching you inappropriately. I’d let him, if he wasn’t too old or too ugly.
That’s better. Just 58 more to find…
Gosh, how coul dI forget these.
43 – Bondage
Tied up and fucked. Handcuffed, blidfolded, locked in a cage. All of the above. After Rog, this one, obviously…
44 – Have sex against your will
Actually involves a bit of 43, of course. And is fantastic, I have to say.
only 56 more left to go…
45 – Sex while hypnotised
Suggested by jm in brooklyn and what a great idea. Of course it would be completely improper for a hypnotist to make you do any really bad things, but of course if you were truly under the influence, you just wouldn’t be able to stop yourself!
Just thought of this because of Halloweenm so -
46 – Take part in Black Magic Ritual Sex
Naked on the altar while loads of men in hoods chant and cast spells and then queue up to fuck you one by one. Must be awful!
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gm lucy ok what about having sex in a police interview room while the others look thru the mirror .I said that before but dont know if u seen it yet hun
ok thinking here having sex in a phone booth i can see it now tho trying to talk to someone on the other end as u let out a scream o god yes yess might have to buy ear plugs lol .I did see ur pics on flicker i am surprized u cover ur face tho in a few of them your a veryyyy beautiful woman .i wish u and ur hubby the very best .the more sex u have the less stress u will have in ur life to .it would be nice to hear ur voice i bet its very pretty most women do have a nice voice .as far as ur stories go .I think they are fantastic .keep up the good work both of u .I wish u both great times ahead be nice to hear from u lucy if u ever have the time .before i go tho it kinda saddens me that women hide thier bodies yes i know some women dont like showing them selves in publick but as soon as they get out of the shower bang they get dressed
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Well done, a good start, and you’ve gone with very general “to do’s”. I suppose if you got more specific you would have gotten to over 100 fairly quickly. You mention sex with a black man, how about an asian or someone from the middle east? Would those count or is the taboo only black men? What about black women? You mention bondage, how about spanking, wax play, role play (I suspect youv’e done that at some point.) You’ve not mentioned locations, like sex in a cemetary, or sex in a church, maybe they fall under the regular “sex in public” category?
Just doing my best to help out.
Jack