So it’s finally here. The list, I mean. You know those must-do books? A hundred things you absolutely HAVE to do before you die? Canoe down the Amazon, hang-glide off Ayers Rock, see the Pyramids, etc? I’ve got a better one.
A hundred sexual acts you must experience before you die. I haven’t bothered to [...]
Saturday was a bit grim, as far as weather goes, and we decided that winter is here already. That makes playing outdoors less fun than it it is in summer, and means we go out less, stay home more. For the first time this year, though, we drove into town, checked into a hotel, left [...]
Now, here’s a really difficult question. Name your all-time top ten tunes.
I can NEVER do this. I can say easily say there are half a dozen artists who MUST be represented in my top ten, but which of their tracks I would choose depends on the mood I’m in at the time you ask me [...]
I’m still not sure if I would have lifted my skirt for the rest of them to watch or not – almost certainly yes, but only almost.
But i never got to decide because Roger started giving me warning looks and nodding off to one side – two bouncers were strolling through the club towards [...]
What’s the first thing you should do when you fall off your bike? Get back on it and start riding straight away, or you’ll be frightened of it for ever. So we decided that the best thing we could do this weekend was go out clubbing and find some young guys to play with.
Decided to [...]
