Halloween

After a horrid week and more of flu, two weeks with no fun and not even enough energy to write a word of blog, I finally went out on Saturday, and a late night with too much Baccardi and lots of lovely finger-happy men seems to have fixed me perfectly. Or maybe it was the wizard fuck at ten o’clock, or the devilish one at the witching hour?

I’m going to keep it brief though, cos I promised to write shorter blogs more often.

Halloween party then, in a big hotel just outside town (quite posh, I always think) so we treated ourselves to a room and got changed when we arrived. Rog was a wizard Merlin, long black robes, pointy hat, nice straight wand with a star on the end and a Merlin mask, with hook nose and a straggly white beard.

I was a witch. Green body paint (Rog did most of it, took ages because we discovered that it rubs off quite easily when wet), topped off with glitter, a black pointed hat with a horrid stiff black wig built in, and a witchy mask with warts and a pointy nose. My long black robe wasn’t really long at all, apart from a few strands, and was mostly made from ripped-up net curtains dyed black and kind of stitched together here and there. I was quite pleased with it (because I made it myself) and Rog said it made dancing fun to watch.

Because what do witches wear under their robes? Same as Wizards, Rog said. Nothing, in other words. Not a problem in a floor-length robe made out of a black sheet for him, but a lot more interesting in a floaty mid-thigh bunch of see-through strips of net (it was meant to be lace obviously, but the curtains were loads cheaper.)

You know I always like to start an evening with my knickers on, partly for visibility reasons and also because it’s a rude thing when a strange man takes them off, but white knickers under this floaty thing were visible 100 miles away, black ones completely spoilt the effect and the fun, and wearing no knickers gave me an immediate hot wet sensation, so I thought why not? It makes a change. It wasn’t immediately obvious I had none on unless I wanted it to be, but if you watched carefully you could see the little Brazilian triangle quite clearly, and of course it was easy to show it off deliberately when I sat down. And when I was dancing, I couldn’t keep it hidden if I tried. Perfect. I was red-hot wet just walking down the corridor to the lift, and I swear there was a dribble trickling down my thigh when we walked through hotel reception and into the Royal Suite.

There were already about ten Merlins in there, all bought their masks and robes in the same shop, I bet, and I remember thinking this could make for an interesting night. There were dozens of witches as well, but none of them were half naked, only me. Which could also make for an interesting night, I thought.

Rog decided it would be fun for me to be groped by all the Merlins, and I couldn’t disagree, so I had a good try, but it was quite confusing. Some were tall and some shorter, of course, and I think I got round them all, but it might just have been the same three or four over and over again. Rog says I should have checked their hands, and if they were green it would have been my body paint rubbing off and I’d already been there, but I didn’t think of it at the time, and he didn’t till he was in the gents and there was another Merlin there trying to wash the green off his hands before he went back to his wife.

The other Merlin smiled at Roger’s green hands and said you too?, and Rog laughed and said yes, me too, and they had quite a nice chat about how naughty the half-naked witch was, and how hot and wet she was, which Rog really enjoyed because the guy didn’t realise he was my husband. I can’t believe she just sat there showing me her pussy, he said, and the other Merlin said never mind that, I can’t believe she didn’t stop us doing this, and waggled his green fingers at Rog.

It’s true, I had been showing my pussy around, and encouraging the various Merlins to see what it felt like. No point going out with no knickers unless you’re going to let people see, is there? Showing myself naked like that is a very wetting feeling, so I wanted their hands between my legs quite badly, and I was happy to grab them by the wrist and shove them between my thighs if they didn’t get the idea quick enough. No surprise that I was ready to do something about it quite early, then. I’d been finger-fucked to screaming point but not quite made to cum, and I’d handled a few wands myself, and made some impressive tents in the long black wizard robes. In fact it was very exciting, dancing close in public like that, me being almost naked and the men basically naked under what was nothing more substantial than a black sheet. I could feel their cocks wobbling around when they danced and then getting harder and lifting up as we got closer together. It would have been knicker-wetting if I’d been wearing any, but as it was I just made snail-trails on the front of a few Wizard thighs.

And down the insides of mine to be honest. I was dripping freely, and the tops of my legs were wet, and it was time to get serious.

And at just the right moment (he knows me too well, I think) Rog led me across the room and I found myself watching a guy in a skeleton outfit. It was a black Lycra body-stocking with all the bones painted on in luminous paint. Straight away I knew why Rog had led me there and why he wore it. He was gym-toned, big shoulders, nice pecs or whatever they are, an excellent six-pack clearly visible under the stretchy Lycra, and a whopping great cock also clearly visible. I took one look, and thought, he’ll do.

He had followed the skeleton outfit idea to the limit, because he was obviously wearing nothing under it. I asked him why he hadn’t got a luminous bone here, and brushed it gently with my fingertips so he knew what I meant. He jumped when I touched him, and his cock started growing, a visible swelling, which started me dribbling as well.

It’s not got a bone in it, he said. Yet, said I smiling, and stroked it again. He smiled and looked at Rog, a bit puzzled. When we go upstairs, I said, he comes too, but we all keep our masks on, and I gently grazed the end of his cock with my fingernails. It took him half a second to reach a decision, and just said okay, make it quick, before my wife comes back from the Ladies.

We were in the lift in seconds, and upstairs in our room in less than a minute, and his cock was in my mouth before Rog had shut the door behind us. I just dropped to my knees in front of him, pulled his tights down and watched it bounce upright, lolling around in front of me. I grabbed it with one hand and fed it into my mouth, cupping his balls with the other hand, tasting it hot and salty, tickling the hole with my tongue as I let his foreskin ripple between my lips. It was luscious, and I could have sucked him for hours, but he was in a hurry to get back to his wife and I was in a hurry to get his cock in my pussy. I wanted him inside me very urgently, and I rose up and lay back on the bed, pulling him by the root of his cock, opening my legs wide and using the fingers of my free hand to spread myself open. I was so wet I knew it would go in with no trouble, but I wanted him to see how much I wanted him, to see how ready I was and to see what he was getting. Come on then, I said, come on.

The skeleton looked a bit stupid with his black tights rolled down his thighs, but with nine inches of solid cock sticking up like a tree-trunk, I wasn’t laughing. He let me pull him closer and closer, until I’d pressed him between my wet lips, and felt the head of it push me open and plop inside.

My first strange cock in weeks felt very very good, and just that nerve-jingling moment when the tip of it spread me open was enough to make me start cumming, and he waited patiently for me to finish before he started giving me the rest of it, and I felt the length of him slither through my fingers as he leaned forwards and eased himself in.

It felt even better when all of it was in, I have to say, because there was lots of it and there was just more and more thickness pushing higher and higher till I thought it was going to come out of my mouth. Rog says I shouted oh my God at the top of my voice when we finally got bone on bone and it was all there, and then shouted a lot more when he started fucking.

It’s not the moment when a cock touches you high inside that makes it feel big. In some positions Rog can do that very easily, and as you know he’s Mr Average. But on your back, missionary, when it’s touching you right up inside, and the thickness of it is spreading you wide open, when you can feel the weight of it in your pussy, and he’s grinding his pubic bone against yours – that’s a big one, that’s when you feel really very comfortably full up with cock. I do, anyway.

He didn’t mess about with it, just fucked me hard and fast from the off, which was just what I wanted and needed. I was aching for a big cock fuck and it was heavenly getting it so hard and fast, and wearing the masks meant I didn’t have to talk, I could just concentrate on the feelings as his thickness and length slammed into me again and again and again.

It was very strange being shagged by a skeleton, and maybe he thought it was odd doing an ugly witch. But I found it dead horny, a faceless stranger pinning me to the bed with his huge cock, fucking like animals.

I know I’d had a few drinks, which always makes me horny and wet and makes me cum easily too, but even so this was something special. The long gap since the last time, plus the sheer size of the thing and the energy he put into fucking me very hard for quite a long time all helped, and I couldn’t stop cumming, over and over again, each one starting again as soon as the last one was over.

Rog says he was in me for about 15 minutes and he counted me cumming 6 times, but there could have been more. I can remember one that started when I was on my knees, and I reached back and held him, feeling my wetness all over his cock, making it slippery in my hand, finding more from where it was dribbling out of me and massaging his cock with my wetness every time it came out in the open, the foreskin rippling in my fingers, and I swear I could feel it going into me, pulling back over the head of it, bunching up and making a hard ring that I could feel as it went in and slid all the way up inside. Wow!.

I would have cum at least once more but when it was his turn to cum, and the strokes were harder and faster and his cock was swelling up ready to burst inside me with all that lovely hot spunk, and I’d stopped telling him to fuck me, fuck me harder, fuck me silly , and so on, and started shouting don’t stop, don’t stop, don’t stop, which I do a lot when I want to feel a man cumming inside me, and just as I got to the yes, yes, yes, cum now, cum now, he suddenly pulled it out and finished himself with one hand, spraying long thick jets of cum all over my tummy, my screwed-up witch costume, my mask, the pillow, and the bedside table. The hotel phone was splattered with spunk, I noticed after he’d left and gone back to his wife and I was still whimpering and moaning with disappointment, my pussy burning and twitching with need.

I got a grip, and cleaned myself off as best I could, and we went back downstairs, but there were some sticky clumps in my wig that didn’t really wash off, and some splatters on the net curtains. They were so ragged now that I should really have put some knickers on, but I was a bit drunk and extremely horny, really quite dangerously needy, so I didn’t bother. The skeleton had left me on the up-slope, and I needed more cock, and quickly.

I went straight back to the dancefloor, found a chair and made a point of showing my now rather shiny and swollen pussy to assorted ghosts and wizards, and finally found myself being stared down at by the Devil himself, complete with three-pronged fork, a red mask with two horns and a black Lycra body suit with a horn of its own.

I decided it was fate, two body suits in one day, and asked him if he wanted to take me to hell and back. Hubby will hold your fork, I said, and perhaps it was the anonymous mask that made him brave, because he said yes at once. Actually, what he said was that hubby was welcome to the fork as long as he could fork me, or words to that effect, though it was loud, and his voice was muffled by the mask.

I’d noticed right away that his cock wasn’t as huge as the Skeleton’s, but no-one with a small cock shows it off in a skin-tight suit, so it was a decent enough size and already getting bigger. I’m not sure if that was anticipation, me stroking it lightly every so often just to keep his attention, or the fact that I was pulling the net curtains higher and higher, and spreading my legs wider and wider, so that the occasional glimpses of pussy were now a first-class view of just how wet and ready I was.

I’m rubbish at guessing cock sizes, but Rog said the Skeleton must have been a good nine inches and winner by a short head, which makes the Devil about eight. I’ll take his word for it. All I can say for definite is that it fitted very well in the space provided, and I was soon cumming loudly, and we were still up against the wall in the room, not even got as far as the bed. He just pushed me against the wall as soon as we were in the room, whipped it out and stuck it in, almost like rape, as if he was afraid I’d change my mind.

Not a chance when it felt all hard and lovely inside me.

And the more he did it, the lovelier it got.

After he’d made me cum like that, back against the wall, knees all wobbly and legs collapsing, he picked me up with his cock still rock hard inside me, sat me on the dressing-table and did it again. It took a little longer, because I was settling down now, but when I looked over at the mirror and saw myself sat there with my legs apart and the Devil himself fucking me really very firmly, I just had to cum.

When it was over, he carried me to the bed and fucked me in all the positions either of us could think of, and any time I was near to cumming I just looked in the mirror and saw myself with the Devil’s cock in my pussy and that was me screaming and shouting while my pussy gripped and squeezed and my hips pummelled up and down.

The really good ones were watching his face moving up and down above me, and I just thought I’m being fucked by Satan, taken by the Devil, and it feels fantastic, and off I went into another world, quite literally.

He came twice, the old Devil, the second time not as big and noisy as the first, nor so copious, but he was gentleman enough to cum inside me where I needed it both times, and of course the lovely hot gushing inside helped me to cum as well, as it always does.

He was going for a third when his mask came off, and as he spurted into me I had the biggest orgasm of the night. It’s never happened before, but I suppose it had to, sooner or later. All the nights in bars and clubs with my pussy on show, behaving like an out-of-control hooker, and I’ve never met anyone I know, or been embarrassed at being seen like that by the next-door neighbour or hubby’s pals from work.

But I’d just been fucked silly for the past hour by someone I knew (without either of us realising it, obviously) and now I was cumming like a sex-mad rabbit as someone I suddenly recognised delivered the last few strokes and sprayed his spunk into me and I was locked onto him, arms round his neck, legs wrapped round his body, lifting myself up and pushing him deeper, opening myself to his cum, screaming with pleasure and delight as he added to what was already there in three or four short, sharp bursts that I can still feel if I sit still and concentrate.

When it was over, I calmed down, and didn’t even pause to savour that lovely feeling when a cock goes soft inside you, shrinking into a sea of cum and pussy juice. I didn’t suck him clean and dry, which I also love to do while I’m still throbbing from those madcap cum strokes at the end. I just bundled him out of the room as fast as I could, not least because I didn’t want to speak or do anything that would give the game away, but mostly because I didn’t want him to recognise me – he could easily spot something in the room, clothing, personal possessions, that might give it all away. Thank God I’d decided that witches don’t wear any jewellery!

Rog realised something was up, of course, and cleverly said nothing till he was gone and then just raised an eyebrow. He looks like Roger Moore when he does that, by the way, and it usually makes me all wet and giddy, but not tonight. He’s from the school, I told him, and he said, oh my God, not... and I said no, don’t be silly.

I told him weeks ago about the new head, and that all the mothers waiting at the school gates have got the hots for him. He’s fit, tanned, gorgeously handsome, and very young for a headmaster, I always thought.

No wonder that every afternoon at 3.30 there are 40 pairs of wet knickers waiting to catch a glimpse of him, every one of us affected in the same way, not a dry gusset for a hundred yards.

As Roger realised quite quickly for someone who had drunk that much G&T, the man revealed when the mask came off was obviously not him. The deputy head is much older, nearing 60 and constantly on about early retirement, and how tired and worn out he is. You could have fooled me. He’s pig ugly too, I have to say, with big nose, big ears and teeth a size too large for his face. I’m not kidding if I say he looked better in the mask, but he had a very nice hard cock and must have been taking drugs to fuck for a solid hour and cum three times. At his age. Disgraceful.

My pussy was still swollen and twitching with the feel of his cock in me as Rog and I talked it through, and maybe I was kidding myself but I thought I could feel his cum leaking from me as we went over and over what we’d said downstairs and up here in the room (mostly oh God and fuck me, on my part) and eventually we decided he hadn’t a clue who I was, and as we talked it got less and less scary and more and more horny, and pretty soon I was kneeling on the bed while Rog fucked me frantically, making me cum as soon as he put it in, and then going like a steam train while I tried to remember as much as I could about the way he’d felt inside and Rog tried to decide if his spunk felt any different to anyone else now that he knew who it belonged to. No, basically, which I think was a disappointment for Rog.

I put off writing about all this because I wanted to see what it would be like on Monday afternoon, talking to him, me knowing what he looked like with is veiny cock in my mouth and pussy, and him totally unaware that his cum was still leaking into my knickers as we spoke about the weather, but I didn’t see him. He was there today though, and it was a really weird feeling watching him do all the normal after-school things but knowing what he looked like with no pants, and what his cock felt like inside me. I was very wet very quickly, and I like to think that some of that was at least partly the last drops of his spunk dribbling out of me. He was still ugly though, and in a way that made it even more arousing, and as I remembered the way I’d pulled him into me as soon as I knew who he was, fucking him in a frenzy of wanting my legs as wide apart as possible, his cock as high inside as it could be when he spunked in me, and I believe I was blushing as my pussy swelled open and the wetness just gushed into my knickers. As soon as we got home I had to run to the bathroom and make myself cum with a flurry of fingers dancing over my clit and plunging deep inside, and remembering it all for this means I’m going to have to go and do it again now, right away..

100 Places to have sex

I said I was going to make a list of 100 places to have sex, and here it is. I’ve done most of them, as you’ll know if you read my blog regularly…

1 – In bed.

Traditional perhaps, but don’t knock it. Warm and comfortable, room to move around, big enough for more than two, and easy to attach ropes. Enjoy.

2 – On the couch

We’ve all done it in front of the TV, haven’t we? And still do, if I’m honest. There used to be a couch at my parents’ house where I sat with lads I took home, and Rog was the last to take part. When I told him about its DNA history he was very excited. And, being him, he tried to add up a score. I got lost after 20 and I was still only 17. Shagging on there, with my parents the other side of the wall watching TV in the lounge was very exciting. And the arm was just the right height for me to bend over…

3 – On the floor.

Haven’t we all. I used to do this at parties all the time, but it works for any occasion, I’m sure you’ll agree. First time I shagged Roger was on the floor.

4 – On the stairs

I think we’ve all worked out way round the house, have we not? And if you like doggy yopu’ll like the stairs. A good place for kneeling down and getting fucked silly from behind, and just unusual enough to make it seem naughty.

5 – Bent over furniture

Not really a place, more a position, but one I love. I had one of the best-ever shags in my life leaning on a dressing-table while being fucked from behind, but you can move on to the dining table, armchairs, anywhere in the house. So I’m being conservative only counting it as one.

6 – In the kitchen

Endless opportinities with food and kitchen implements aside, the worktop is a good firm place to lean on for the standing-up doggy, and great to lie on so you can have your pussy eaten. A must-try.

7 – In the bath

Messy, because of all the splashing, but warm and soapy and lots of fun. Don’t tell me you never have. And so different to…

8 – In the shower

We love shower-fucks. Home, hotels, wherever, it’s always a laugh. Try keeping all your clothes on, for a bit of extra spice. Women look great plastered in wet clothing, especially dresses.

9 – Up against the wall

The knee-trembler may be a Music-Hall cliche, but sometimes you’ve just got to have it, and up against the wall is your nearest and best option. Much hornier if you’re at a party and the person trembling your knees is someone else’s man. Specially if your own feller is looking for you as well…

10 – Round the back

Behind the pub, the nightclub, whatever it is, there’s always a quiet sport where two people can have fun

11 – Shop doorways

Another cliche, but it’s shelter from wind, rain and prying eyes, often gives you something to hang onto, and yet has all the thrill of being seen, or caught out if you’re cheating. I’ve done some posh shops in the past, but these days all the terrorist nonsense means you’re much more likely to be shot than give the security guards watching the cameras a cheap thrill.

12 – In the car

Have we all done the back seat? Good. And the front? Perfect.

13 – On the car

Over the bonnet, on the bonnet, over the back if it has a convenient slope – it all works for me. Careful though, because some cars are made out of thin metal and get dented very easily. Sorry if it was your car.

14 – On a motorway

And no, I don’t mean on the bridge, I mean in a car on a motorway. I have jerked off and given bj’s to lots of guys while they were driving, which is probably not a good idea, and on a few occasions I’ve had sex in the back seat, but it’s not a good idea because the driver keeps turning round to watch.

15 – In the country

And I’m including all outdoor sex that isn’t in the street, so fields, park benches, up against a tree (facing forwards and leaning back) – the whole lot. And yes, I have, all of them.

19 – In the back garden

I’m making this one a category on its own because it’s kind of country, kind of city and kind of at home, but not really. Rog and I sometimes go outside on a warm summer night. Nice.

20 – Legitimate hotel activities

By legitimate I mean the places they expect you to shag and can hardly complain about, liike bedrooms, bathrooms and balconies. (I have appeared in public countless times like that, my best ever at Hotel Krasnopolsky in Amsterdam, looking out on Dam Square one Sunday afternoon about 3 o’clock, with thousands of people able to see if they’d bothered to look up.

21 – Other hotel locations

Starting with lifts, which I’ve blogged, and other public spaces (a bar, late, after it closed, 22, and a laundry room also late, 23, and the roof, 24.

25 – Hotel and all other car parks

Thanks very much NCP, and all those people with cars the right height.

26 – In a boat

Includes punts and rowing boats, but also bigger things like ferries, so after sneaking into an empty cabin crossing the channel 27, and up against the funnel 28.

29 – On a beach.

Empty beaches we’ve all found and fucked on, but I’ve also done it on a couple of full ones. Great Yarmouth on a Bank Holiday Monday afternoon there must have been ten thousand people around us, so I’m counting it separately, 30.

31 – In the sea

Haven’t we all.

32 – In the swimming pool

Not so easy, because its easier to be seen, and hotels tend not to like it, but I’ve done it a few times over the years.

33 – In the jacuzzi

Several times as it happens, with different people. Rog once told some people we met in LA that he had to drag me screaming from the hotel jacuzzi every morning because I wouldn’t get off the bubbles (true) and they invited us round to try theirs. Had dinner and a drink, got naked and got in the jacuzzi on the terrace and drank champagne looking down on the lights of LA, smoked a smoke while the bubbles drove me crazy, and then had a rather lovely shag.

34 – Trains

Many times, before and after Rog, and not just in the sleeper compartments, but on late-night express trains coming home from parties or clubs, just found a quiet seat and fucked.

35 – Underground trains

I’m counting these separately, because they have to be absolutely sardine-tin full for this to work. I have had sex with Rog, standing up, and if anyone noticed they didn’t care or enjoyed watching. We only tried it because a totally unkown bloke put his hand up my skirt and finger fucked me from Tower Hill to High St Ken at five o’clock one evening, and I could not tell who it was. Didn’t stop him, obviously, but it would have been nice to know. So we tried it ourselves next day.

36 – Planes

Yes I’ve been to the toilet on a Jumbo and had a fuck, and you can just about manage it, but choose carefully because some are bigger than others. The ones at the back are best. But you have to be careful, because airlines frown on bad behaviour these days and they will stop you if they notice, and quite frankly it’s hard to see how they wouldn’t. And I’ve done it in the seat, a few times with Rog and once with the unknown guy sitting next to me after my boyfriend of the time drank himself stupid and slept from Bangkok to Heathrow. I didn’t, and i had to do something to stop from being bored. Besides, all that rumbling has an effect.

37 – Toilets

Not in planes, but pubs, clubs, whatever. And yes, I’ve been to the gents a few times. Not my favourite place to shag, but horny because it’s so naughty. I have been rather embarrassingly caught in the bathroom at a party with someone I shouldn’t have been with. My boyfriend did NOT believe that we were just messing about and the lock jammed, but nothing happened, honest…

38 – In a tent

Yes, I have, and shagging under canvas isn’t all it was cracked up to be. Still, there were four of us…

39 – Public places

I know a lot of the other places were public, but I was thinking about Soho Square, and a couple of other city-centre parks, and how they didn’t fit under any of the other headings, so I this covers anything that’s out in the open in a town or city.

40 – In a bar, or club

Done that a few times. I’ve blogged a few so have a look around if you’re interested in how to shag in dark corners without falling over when you cum.

41 – In the rain

It’s a lovely feeling if it’s warm enough rain. I’m sure I’ve blogged one on here. On the roof of a multi-story car park. Fantastic

42 – At work

My work, boyfriend’s work, and lately hubby’s as well. And some other people’s hubbies as well, years ago. I’ve lost count of the number of office desks I’ve laid on or bent over. After hours, naturally. Oh, and yes, I have sat on the photocopier. Looks weird, all squashed flat…

43 – In the cinema

Yes. A bit obvious, but who really cares. I’ve been felt up a few times by dirty old men, but have actually shagged a lad in the back row when I was 17 or 18. Hormones, eh….

44 – In a taxi

There were four of us and two of us were shagging. The driver knew, but the other couple kept him talking. Sometimes you just can’t wait till you get home.

45 – Shop changing-room

Once, and quickly. Very, very quickly. But once it’s in, you’re fucking, no matter how quickly he cums.

46 – At a sporting event

Motor racing does it for me. We went as VIP guests and I wore red jeans. Never been before, no idea what to expect. It made me so horny and wet there was a huge wet patch between my legs. Rog very sportingly spilt his wine on me, and took me into a little side room to clean up. He knew I was gagging and just popped me with his first thrust.

47 – On a bus

Well a coach, actually, but it’s the same thing I guess. Long time ago, that, and I’d almost forgotten how much fun that journey was.

So just 47 places. That’s poor, really poor. I’ve already had a few suggestions, so we can add the good ones now…

48 – Behind a 2-way mirror

When you know you’re being watched, obviously. I can’t think of anywhere except a police station that as a mirror like that, which does make it a kind of double-exciting interogation fantasy. Don’t expect to get this one crossed off too soon..

49 – Sky-diving

Apparently you can do it naked, so it is possible, an Expert tells me. But you’ve only got 10 seconds, and you’d have to have me drugged senseles before I’d jump out of an aeroplane, so this looks like limiting my chances of success in the list to 99 out of 100!

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I said I was going to make a list of 100 places to have sex, and here it is. I’ve done most of them, as you’ll know if you read my blog regularly…

1 In bed.

Traditional perhaps, but don’t knock it. Warm and comfortable, room to move around, big enough for more than two, and easy to attach ropes. Enjoy.

2 On the couch

We’ve all done it in front of the TV, haven’t we? And still do, if I’m honest. There used to be a couch at my parents’ house where I sat with lads I took home, and Rog was the last to take part. When I told him about its DNA history he was very excited. And, being him, he tried to add up a score. I got lost after 20 and I was still only 17. Shagging on there, with my parents the other side of the wall watching TV in the lounge was very exciting. And the arm was just the right height for me to bend over…

3 On the floor.

Haven’t we all. I used to do this at parties all the time, but it works for any occasion, I’m sure you’ll agree. First time I shagged Roger was on the floor.

4 On the stairs

I think we’ve all worked out way round the house, have we not? And if you like doggy yopu’ll like the stairs. A good place for kneeling down and getting fucked suilly from behind, and just unusual enough to make it seem naughty.

5 Bent over furniture

Not really a place, more a position, but one I love. I had one of the best-ever shags in my life leaning on a dressing-table while being fucked from behind, but you can move on to the dining table, armchairs, anywhere in the house. So I’m being conservative only counting it as one.

6 In the kitchen

Endless opportinities with food and kitchen implements aside, the worktop is a good firm place to lean on for the standing-up doggy, and great to lie on so you can have your pussy eaten. A must-try.

7 In the bath

Messy, because of all the splashing, but warm and soapy and lots of fun. Don’t tell me you never have.

8 In the shower

We love shower-fucks. Home, hotels, wherever, it’s always a laugh. Try keeping all your clothes on, for a bit of extra spice. Women look great plastered in wet clothing, especially dresses.

9 Up against the wall

The knee-trembler may be a Music-Hall cliche, but sometimes you’ve just got to have it, and up against the wall is your nearest and best option. Much hornier if you’re at a party and the person trembling your knees is someone else’s man. Specially if your own feller is looking for you as well…

10 Round the back

Behind the pub, the nightclub, whatever it is, there’s always a quiet sport where two people can have fun

11 Shop doorways

Another cliche, but it’s shelter from wind, rain and prying eyes, often gives you something to hang onto, and yet has all the trill of being seen, or caught out if you’re cheating. I’ve done some posh shops in the past, but these days all the terrorist nonsense means you’re much more likely to be shot than give the security guards watching the camers a cheap thrill.

12 In the car

Have we all done the back seat? Good. And the front? Perfect.

13 On the car

Over the bonnet, on the bonnet, over the back if it has a convenient slope – it all works for me. Careful though, because some cars are made out of thin metal and get dented very easily. Sorry if it was your car.

14 On a motorway

And no, I don’t mean on the bridge, I mean in a car on a motorway. I have jerked off and given bj’s to lots of guys while they were driving, which is probably not a good idea, and on a few occasions I’ve had sex in the back seat, but it’s not a good idea because the driver keeps turning round to watch.

15 In the country

And I’m including all outdoor sex that isn’t in the street, so fields, park benches, up against a tree (facing forwards and leaning back) – the whole lot. And yes, I have, all of them.

19 In the back garden

I’m making this one a category on its own because it’s kind of country, kind of city and kind of at home, but not really. Rog and I sometimes go outside on a warm summer night. Nice.

20 Legitimate hotel activities

By legitimate I mean the places they expect you to shag and can hardly complain about, liike bedrooms, bathrooms and balconies. (I have appeared in public countless times like that, my best ever at Hotel Krasnopolsky in Amsterdam, looking out on Dam Square one Sunday afternoon about 3 o’clock, with thousands of people able to see if they’d bothered to look up.

21 Other hotel locations

Starting with lifts, which I’ve blogged, and other public spaces (a bar, late, after it closed, 22, and a laundry room also late, 23, and the roof, 24.

25 Hotel and all other car parks

Thanks very much NCP, and all those people with cars the right height.

26 In a boat

Includes punts and rowing boats, but also bigger things like ferries, so after sneaking into an empty cabin crossing the channel 27, and up against the funnel 28.

29 On a beach.

Empty beaches we’ve all found and fucked on, but I’ve also done it on a couple of full ones. Great Yarmouth on a Bank Holiday Monday afternoon there must have been ten thousand people around us, so I’m counting it separately, 30.

31 In the sea

Haven’t we all.

32 In the swimming pool

Not so easy, because its easier to be seen, and hotels tend not to like it, but I’ve done it a few times over the years.

33 In the jacuzzi

Several times as it happens, with different people. Rog once told some people we met in LA that he had to drag me screaming from the hotel jacuzzi every morning because I wouldn’t get off the bubbles (true) and they invited us round to try theirs. Had dinner and a drink, got naked and got in the jacuzzi on the terrace and drank champagne looking down on the lights of LA, smoked a smoke while the bubbles drove me crazy, and then had a rather lovely shag.

34 Trains

Many times, before and after Rog, and not just in the sleeper compartments, but on late-night express trains coming home from parties or clubs, just found a quiet seat and fucked.

35 Underground trains

I’m counting these separately, because they have to be absolutely sardine-tin full for this to work. I have had sex with Rog, standing up, and if anyone noticed they didn’t care or enjoyed watching. We only tried it because a totally unkown bloke put his hand up my skirt and finger fucked me from Tower Hill to High St Ken at five o’clock one evening, and I could not tell who it was. Didn’t stop him, obviously, but it would have been nice to know. So we tried it ourselves next day.

36 Planes

Yes I’ve been to the toilet on a Jumbo and had a fuck, and you can just about manage it, but choose carefully because some are bigger than others. The ones at the back are best. But you have to be careful, because airlines frown on bad behaviour these days and they will stop you if they notice, and quite frankly it’s hard to see how they wouldn’t. And I’ve done it in the seat, a few times with Rog and once with the unknown guy sitting next to me after my boyfriend of the time drank himself stupid and slept from Bangkok to Heathrow. I didn’t, and i had to do something to stop from being bored. Besides, all that rumbling has an effect.

37 Toilets

Not in planes, but pubs, clubs, whatever. And yes, I’ve been to the gents a few times. Not my favourite place to shag, but horny because it’s so naughty. I have been rather embarrassingly caught in the bathroom at a party with someone I shouldn’t have been with. My boyfriend did NOT believe that we were just messing about and the lock jammed, but nothing happened, honest…

38 In a tent

Yes, I have, and shagging under canvas isn’t all it was cracked up to be. Still, there were four of us…

39 Public places

I know a lot of the other places were public, but I was thinking about Soho Square, and a couple of other city-centre parks, and how they didn’t fit under any of the other headings, so I this covers anything that’s out in the open in a town or city.

40 In a bar, or club

Done that a few times. I’ve blogged a few so have a look around if you’re interested in how to shag in dark corners without falling over when you cum.

41 In the rain

It’s a lovely feeling if it’s warm enough rain. I’m sure I’ve blogged one on here. On the roof of a multi-story car park. Fantastic

42 At work

My work, boyfriend’s work, and lately hubby’s as well. And some other people’s hubbies as well, years ago. I’ve lost count of the number of office desks I’ve laid on or bent over. After hours, naturally. Oh, and yes, I have sat on the photocopier. Looks weird, all squashed flat…

43 In the cinema

Yes. A bit obvious, but who really cares. I’ve been felt up a few times by dirty old men, but have actually shagged a lad in the back row when I was 17 or 18. Hormones, eh….

44 In a taxi

There were four of us and two of us were shagging. The driver knew, but the other couple kept him talking. Sometimes you just can’t wait till you get home.

45 Shop changing-room

Once, and quickly. Very, very quickly. But once it’s in, you’re fucking, no matter how quickly he cums.

46 At a sporting event

Motor racing does it for me. We went as VIP guests and I wore red jeans. Never been before, no idea what to expect. It made me so horny and wet there was a huge wet patch between my legs. Rog very sportingly spilt his wine on me, and took me into a little side room to clean up. He knew I was gagging and just popped me with his first thrust.

47 On a bus

Well a coach, actually, but it’s the same thing I guess. Long time ago, that, and I’d almost forgotten how much fun that journey was.

So just 47 places. That’s poor, really poor. I’ve already had a few suggestions, so we can add the good ones now…

48 Behind a 2-way mirror

When you know you’re being watched, obviously. I can’t think of anywhere except a police station that as a mirror like that, which does make it a kind of double-exciting interogation fantasy. Don’t expect to get this one crossed off too soon..

49 Sky-diving

Apparently you can do it naked, so it is possible, an Expert tells me. But you’ve only got 10 seconds, and you’d have to have me drugged senseles before I’d jump out of an aeroplane, so this looks like limiting my chances of success in the list to 99 out of 100!

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100 sex acts before you die

So it’s finally here. The list, I mean. You know those must-do books? A hundred things you absolutely HAVE to do before you die? Canoe down the Amazon, hang-glide off Ayers Rock, see the Pyramids, etc? I’ve got a better one.

A hundred sexual acts you must experience before you die. I haven’t bothered to itemise them ALL and make it add up to a hundred, because it would take ages and be pathetic. I mean, if I’ve shagged a bloke then I’ve sucked his cock, jerked him off and made him cum in my mouth. He’s licked me, fingered me, and sometimes used a device or two as well. Which is seven things in one encounter. So if I say this list of around fifty things could easily be made into a hundred things, you get the idea.

So here they are then. A hundred sex acts to do before you die, all of which I’ve done, and divided up into before Roger and after Roger, though some things I obviously did before AND after.

Anyway. Things I did Before Rog:

1- Masturbate

Sorry to start with an obvious one, but it’s where we all start our sex lives, isn’t it. Isn’t it?

2 – Have a boyfriend

Yes, half a dozen steady ones, loads of casuals, and before you ask, no, I was never faithful to any of them.

3 – Have a girlfriend

Yes, three and a bit – the bit was only a holiday romance, and I didn’t think two weeks really counts as a relationship, but it was a big affair for that fortnight. So three and a bit.

4 – Own a vibrator

I must have had a hundred or more. Some I bought for myself, others were bought for me. They’re all good, in their own way. And there’s another list there too…

5- Have sex in public

Many times. It’s a long list of places and and could easily be fifty of the hundred things on its own, or maybe we should make a new list of a hundred places to have sex. Might do that later.

6 – Have sex with a stranger

Yes, a good few, lots on my holidays, so too many to count

7 – Have an MMF 3-some

Yes, a good few, mostly when boyfriends invited their mate to join us

8 – Have an FMF 3-some

Yes, again a good few, a couple where I was invited to join a couple, but mostly where me and a friend offered some lad a night when all his dreams came true.

9 – Have an FFF 3-some

What are sleepovers for? So yes, I have. It was very good fun, but it left me gasping for a proper fuck, with a real cock, and it was that experience which convinced me I’m not all that bi after all.

10 – Have a gang-bang - one girl and several guys

Yes, me and 5 or 6 lads, all very drunk, so no wonder I can’t remember the exact number. Or much else, really.

11 – Have an orgy

Yes, me, my boyfriend and 3 other couples, a Saturday night and all day Sunday orgy. We all got into a double bed and pretty much stayed there for 36 hours, during which I sucked and fucked anyone and everyone who came within range, mostly without bothering to find out who it was. The best part is being woken in the night by someone fucking you from behind, and you have no idea whose cock is in you, and don’t care.

12 – Have sex with someone younger

Yes, he was 14 when I was 22

13 – Have sex with someone much older

Yes, my friend’s Dad. I was 17, he was 48. And rubbish at shagging.

14 – Have sex with an object that wasn’t made for the purpose

Yes, lots. All girls do. If it fits, we’ll put it in. Why do you think deodorant bottles are that shape? Look at your girlfriend’s hairbrush. You KNOW what she does with the handle, right?

15 – Have sex with food

Yes, we’ve ALL done bananas, Mars Bars and all the rest of the fruit and vegetable ensemble, long before we met you. If it fits…

16 – Pose for rude pictures

Yes, Polaroids with my first steady boyfriend. They looked a bit murky, but it was amazingly knicker-wetting doing it. And knowing that the lad I’m talking to in the pub on a Friday night has seen my pussy because my boyfriend showed his mates the pictures (without consulting me) was almost as exciting.

17 – Have sex while people are watching

Yes, lots of times. We all used to do it, especially at parties in a corner of the room, or sometimes right in the middle, and it wasn’t thought of as unusual. But I thought it was very horny.

18 – Put on a FF sex show

Yes, I’ve done that with a couple of girls in the past. Performing lesbian sex for a roomful of horny young lads is a VERY erotic thing to do, and guarantees you a shag afterwards as well.

19 – Have sex with your boyfriend’s best mate

Yes. Several of them. Brilliant. Ashamed to say that it was more exciting than a normal shag because of who it was. That makes me sound awful, I know, but no point in fibbing.

20 – Have sex with a black guy

Who hasn’t? And let’s include all the racial variations in here, black, brown, red, yellow, whatever. But not the others. I get people messaging me on yahoo saying hey, have you ever fucked an Australian? As if it would be different to a New Zealander or a Canadian, or any other kind of Caucasian. Honestly. I mean so what if you’re Scottish? You don’t McCum, do you.

21 – Shave your pussy bald

Yes. First boyfriend’s idea. He thought it looked sexy, and anything he thought was sexy worked for me. These days I tend to prefer the Brazilian, but never say never…

22 – Buy new underwear for the man you’re going to seduce to see and take off

Yes. Used to do it all the time. Choosing knickers you hope will excite the man you want to pull makes the ones I’m wearing in the shop very wet.

That’s 22 things, which I think are different enough to be worth including. I mean, I don’t want a list of sexual positions or variations, so you can see how I could easily expand that to make 101 if I wanted, but we haven’t done after Rog yet, so here goes…

23 – Have sex with an audience - not just people at a party, but strangers watching

Yes. In swinger clubs I must have done it 50 times. The last time was just as exciting as the first. I really LOVE being watched.

24 – Have sex for money

Yes. I have sold my body a couple of times, just for fun. Very horny, very thrilling. I’d probably do it again if I was in the mood.

25 – Have sex with someone much younger

It’s a scary thought, but I’ve lost count of the times I’ve done this since Rog and I began to play. I do know that I have quite often had an 18-year-old, making the age difference 22 years, which is much bigger than the difference between the youngest ever (14) and my age at the time (22), which kind of puts a bit of perspective on it.

26 – Send saucy pictures to a men’s mag

Yes, Rog sent pics to Escort years and years ago. No-one knew it was me, though I was knicker-wettingly afraid they would.

27 – Buy clothes just for sex

Yes, lots. And I don’t just mean lingerie. Dresses mostly. But some trousers and shorts as well. Plus a few bits of leather and PVC. Anything in Lycra makes a girl look ready for sex…

28 – Buy underwear just to fuck strangers

All the time. Almost all my knickers, in fact…

29 – Make a porno movie

Yes, I’ve been in lots of Roger’s home movies. But in one of them my co-star was a proper porn actor with a proper big cock. And it was a proper big fuck he gave me too!

30 – Post saucy pictures on the web

Roger would put all my pics up if I let him, but the few we do post have a big effect. It’s odd knowing thousands of guys have wanked off looking at me, just little old me. Weird. And wetting…

31 – Have sex with an ugly man

Erm, yes, quite a lot Good old Rog. He’s chosen more than a few of those for me over the years, and loves seeing me enjoy them. Have I mentioned that he’s a pervert?

32 – Go to a swinger club

Yes, lots of clubs, lots of sex, lots of times

33 – Join the Mile-high club

Yes, many times. Thankyou, BA. All this, and Air Miles as well…

34 – Have sex with someone you never see or speak to

Yes. About 15 of them Hubby to thank for that again. It’s on the blog somewhere.

35 – Tell complete strangers intimate details of your sex life

That’ll be the blog again.

36 – Have phone sex with a stranger

Rog and I do it all the time, but I’ve had several telephone fucks with guys off the net. It was fantastic the first few times but like a lot of things the novelty wears off quite quickly, mostly because there’s a limit to what you can do.

37 – Have webcam sex with a stranger

Did all of that years ago, and the same applies really. Great fun at first, but there’s a limit to what you can do without falling off your chair, and I have to say that watching a guy jerk off is only really exciting if I can touch. And those early cameras made me look orange. I know they’re better now, but since everyone routinely records webcams for putting on the net afterwards, I shan’t be getting another one.

38 – Answer an online sex ad

Yes, we’ve contacted couples and singles, met some great people and met some real tossers. Fucked them all anyway, and enjoyed every one. Some more than others, but there’s no such thing as a bad fuck when you’re 38, the guy is under 25, and hubby is watching him fuck your brains out with a large, stiff cock.

39 – Advertise yourself for sex

Yes we did that as well. It is, I have got to say, an amazingly knicker-wetting thing to read your own advert, in which you are asking for fit young men to fuck you while hubby takes pictures. Especially the bit about big cocks only need apply. Wow! That was rude all by itself, never mind the replies.

That’s another 17 things there, making a total of 39, so we’ve just got 61 to think of. Shouldn’t take long…

Ooh, just thought of something. Things I haven’t done yet and would like to. Like the England Rugby team (though I’d settle for Jonny Wilkinson if I got the chance). Shame they have individual showers, and not the big communal baths like they used to have. I could spend hours looking for the soap…

And so, #41, I wish I’d done glamour modelling when my body was at its best. It’d be nice to have a reminder of what it was like. I’ve got a friend who did that in Playboy years ago. She looked beautiful, and I really envy her that. Plus it would have been rude, and I expect the photographers all try to fuck you once they’ve got you wet.

42 – Fuck a scrummy Doctor.

Not that I want one struck off, but wouldn’t it be horny if he got most of your clothes off for an examination and just couldn’t stop himself touching you inappropriately. I’d let him, if he wasn’t too old or too ugly.

That’s better. Just 58 more to find…

Gosh, how coul dI forget these.

43 – Bondage

Tied up and fucked. Handcuffed, blidfolded, locked in a cage. All of the above. After Rog, this one,  obviously…

44 – Have sex against your will

Actually involves a bit of 43, of course.  And is fantastic, I have to say.

only 56 more left to go…

45 – Sex while hypnotised

Suggested by jm in brooklyn and what a great idea. Of course it would be completely improper for a hypnotist to make you do any really bad things, but of course if you were truly under the influence, you just wouldn’t be able to stop yourself!

Just thought of this because of Halloweenm so -

46 – Take part in Black Magic Ritual Sex

Naked on the altar while loads of men in hoods chant and cast spells and then queue up to fuck you one by one.  Must be awful!

A girl who can’t say no

I’m just a girl who can’t say no.

That’s probably not much of a surprise to you, is it?

And I bet you know the song as well.  Hubby always likes to hear me humming it around the house at the weekend, because he knows I’m thinking ahead, and he knows there’s something going on in my knickers…

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What you probably don’t know is that the song was written more than fifty years ago, which makes me feel a little beter, because it’s nice to know you’re not the only one who feels like this -

I’m just a girl who can’t say no,
I’m in a terrible fix
I always say come on, let’s go
Just when I ought to say nix!
When a person tries to kiss a girl,
I know she ought to give his face a smack.
But as soon as someone kisses me,
I somehow, sorta, want to kiss him back!
I’m just a fool when lights are low
I can’t be prissy and quaint
I ain’t the type that can faint
How can I be what I ain’t?
I can’t say no!
What you goin’ to do when a feller gets flirty, and starts to talk pretty?
What you goin’ to do?
S’posin he says that your lips’re like cherries, or roses, or berries?
What you goin’ to do?
S’posin’ he says that you’re sweeter than cream,
And he’s gotta have cream or die?
What you goin’ to do when he talks that way,
Spit in his eye?
I’m just a girl who can’t say no,
Kissing’s my favourite food
With or without the mistletoe
I’m in a holiday mood.
Other girls are coy and hard to catch
But other girls ain’t having any fun
Every time I lose a wrestling match
I have a funny feeling that I won
Although I can feel the undertone
I never make a complaint
Till it’s to late for restraint
Then when i want to I can’t
I can’t say no

The first Saturday of Winter

Saturday was a bit grim, as far as weather goes, and we decided that winter is here already. That makes playing outdoors less fun than it it is in summer, and means we go out less, stay home more. For the first time this year, though, we drove into town, checked into a hotel, left the car in the car park and gone out playing.

Like a good boy scout I think you should be prepared. So we enjoyed the drive to the full. I had a little play around inside my knickers, annoyed a few lorry drivers by letting them see what I was doing, and then had a very long and luxurious bath once we were in our room.

I love hotel baths, especially when I’m getting myself ready to receive random cock, which I suppose is usually the case. Maybe that’s why I love hotel baths so much. Almost every time I’ve been in one, I’ve been well fucked not long after.

And I also love Rog watching me, soap, shave and moisturize, choose my underwear, pull up my stockings, slide into a short dress. I love him knowing I’m shaving with extra care and moisturising longer because I’m doing it for someone else to touch, choosing the underwear he’ll see and feel. I like Rog watching me getting ready to drive another man crazy before I open my legs and let him into my pussy.

Luckily, Rog likes it too. I might ask him to explain that some time

So anyway, more moist than you can get out of a bottle or tube, out I went.

I’d been excited all afternoon after we decided to get a hotel, because it meant I’d have the time and space to get a proper fuck. And as soon as I started thinking about it, I knew that was exactly what I needed. A long, hard evening of non-stop shagging from a big, hard cock. And I also knew I was going to choose a black one.

I don’t do that very often. I mean sometimes I meet a black guy and decide I want him, and once I think I chose a black guy because he was the sixth guy that evening top put his hand up my skirt and I’d already decided to fuck number six, but in general I fuck black guys by coincidence, or because my husband suggests it or chooses for me.

He likes the whole black and white thing, and I should think a good third of his choices for me have been black. He once had a girlfriend with a black cock obsession and she sort of passed it on to him. Remind him to tell you about that some time, because from what he says she was a very rude girl.

But I don’t normally decide at the outset that I’ve got to have black, so you can imagine how happy Rog was when I told him. He thought he knew why I’d chosen black too. He thought it was simply about size, and it’s a fair point. Because although you can meet a white guy with a big cock and he might be a good fuck (and lots are) I can guarantee a black guy will be. And they’ve all got big cocks, or most of them anyway. But they have rhythm, which is very important about two hours into a fuck, and they also have something else.

To begin with, there’s a knicker-wetting taboo about black guys that I still can’t explain, and I’ve seen lots of other people try on forums like Dark Cavern, so I know I’m not alone. But it’s a very real (and very wet) effect.

And the other thing is that a lot of black guys get very excited about white girls, and an excitable man with a big cock is a pleasure to have in your bed, because everything is a little bit more frantic. I think there’s a bit of a taboo thing for them as well, and that adds to their excitement. Plus, and I think it’s all part of the same thing, a lot of black guys really like to have hubby watching while they fuck his wife. It’s a power thing, a payback thing, and it inspires them to fuck me harder. Which I just have to put up with. Anyway, bottom line: black guys love white pussy, especially the married kind with a husband on hand.

All of that was on my mind when I decided, probably for only the fifth time in my life, that tonight I just had to have black. Which alters your choice of clubs, and in my case, the way you behave. Because of everything I’ve just said, and because we stand out a bit in the crown anyway, white girls in black clubs don’t need to show their knickers in order to get attention.

However, I’d got my showing knickers on just in case the need arose, and a really short, flared skirt. When I danced, I twirled occasionally, and hey presto, stocking tops. Wait until you have an audience, twirl again a bit harder and it’s knickers, bum and a hint of pussy. It attracted lots of attention (I knew it would. It’s a dead-cert, and I’ve used it many times since I first attempted it in a club in London that just turned out to have a 95-5 black and white ratio. Now it was working again, and to the full, getting their attention and making me wetter. Showing my knickers always has that effect on me, as you may know.

Early in the evening, and well before anyone had touched me, I found what I wanted. He was a lovely-looking boy, not too tall, well-proportioned shoulders, tight little bum, hard as a marble statue. As was his cock. Lovely straight hard thing, standing up inside his slacks, almost reaching the waist. I rubbed myself all over it just so he’d get the message, and decided to proposition him while he could feel the heat from my pussy burning a hole in his leg.

He said he was with some friends, and couldn’t leave them, since they’d all just arrived together. We had a silly conversation about why he couldn’t, but he was determined, sticking to his deal with his pals even more rigidly than his cock was sticking up in his trousers.

I have solved this problem before quite easily, and I felt the warm trickle start as soon as I considered it as a possibility, so there was no going back, and by the time I’d finished the question it was all but dribbling down my thigh. ‘How many friends’, I asked? Those two, he said, nodding towards to young men smiling at us from the bar. ‘Bring them as well’ I said and felt his cock jerk between us. He obviously liked the idea..

We needed two taxis anyway, so I showed them the key-card with the hotel name and room number on it, and we went in the first one. Rog enjoyed a little feel on the way there, and again when we got upstairs, and said what he found in my knickers was like a handful of boiling jelly. Good old Rog. Romantic to the end.

While we were still laughing they knocked on the door, and as Rog let them in I had a chance to get a proper look at the other two for the first time. Not that it mattered, because I’d decided to fuck them before I’d seen them or knew how many there were. The one I’d chosen, David, was still as cute as I’d first thought, and one of the others was about the same age and quite decent -looking, very smiley, which always helps. Rog says that’s just because he’d got something nice to look forward to but it doesn’t matter why. He was happy and smiling and that’s always a bonus.

The third one was quite a bit older, easily late twenties, maybe early thirties, and he seemed to be the alpha, because they sort of checked everything with him, always looking to see whether he approved or not. Like they asked him what he wanted and got him a drink from the mini-bar before they looked for themselves. I think they were waiting for him to give them a sign that it was okay for the party to start, but was horny and didn’t want to wait, so I lifted my skirt, showing them stocking-tops and knickers, and sort of danced towards the pretty one, but he twisted away and almost pushed me at the alpha.

I wasn’t really fussed about the pecking order, but it made no real difference, so I pulled my dress off over my head, and in heels, holdups and what I can only say were now very soggy knickers, began a little dancing display, as I moved around him, running my hands up his thighs, slowly moving in on his cock.

Let the lady have what she wants first he said, pushing me back towards David, the bastard. I’m not accustomed to rejection, especially when I’m half naked and so hot and wet he could smell me. Then I’ll show her what she’s been missing, he promised, looking me right in the eyes, like we were making an important deal. It sounded fine by me anyway, but the look clinched it.

I did a little bit of unzipping on my two young ones, and sat on the end of the bed with one in each hand, sucking left, sucking right, and the alpha watched me intently. I know he did, because I was watching him. Normally I watch Roger’s face when I’m doing this, normally I’m showing off to him, but tonight I was playing straight to the older of the three black guys, and it was making me wet.

Then one of the young lads growled, David pushed me back on the bed and just fell on top of me, and I guided him in with one hand. He fucked me hard and fast,and but I never let go of the cock in my hand, and with my head turned I could still suck it, and look over top of it and watch his boss watching us.

David came delightfully quickly, and as soon as he let out a shout that accompanied his spurts inside me his friend undressed (he had to prise my fingers off his cock to manage it) and then lifted me up onto the bed properly, knelt me on all fours and got behind. They always feel bigger from behind, but it was lovely and hard, and immediately slippery with juice and cum, and then he was off into it, fucking like a man in a sprint race.

David lay down beside us stroking and offering me his cock to suck, but I was too busy now and I could never have got the rhythm of the spitroast right while his friend was battering away at that frantic pace. I wasn’t complaining, got my head down and my pussy up, spread my knees and let him fuck as hard as he could. This, I have to say, was what I had wanted when I decided to come out and find a black guy.

He was lean and fit, his cock was a huge chocolate pole and he was hammering away as hard as he could, mostly demonstrating to his mates and Roger that he could make me scream with pleasure, beg for more and then beg for mercy.

I looked at his boss, relaxing against the wall, talking to Roger, but never looking away from my face. I came at once, wanting him to see me cumming.

Afterwards, I decided I did want a cock to suck after all, and we did a sideways spit roast for a bit, but as soon as David was hard enough they swapped places, so I suck3ed his friend while he fucked me for a second time, and then they started to ring the changes. I love two hard cocks swapping places till you don’t know or care which is which and you’re in a world of cock, being fucked like they’re trying to kill you and feeling as if your senses are so overwhelmed you might really die from it.

Rog said boss man let them play like that for an hour or so, taking turns, doggy, missionary, cowgirl, whatever, and both cumming deep inside me. Then he stripped off his own clothes. As soon as they saw he was naked and ready the other two pulled out and moved aside, and I watched his face, still no sign of emotion or interest, just that hard glittering promise as he pulled me flat on my back, watching between my legs as he pushed into me for the first time.

He was ready okay. It was rock hard, and large, but so were the others, but he was older and knew how to make it last. Hard and steady, less frantic, I knew i could relax and wait for him to fuck me silly and make me cum as many times as I could stand it. Which he did, fucking me endlessly, or so it seemed, speeding up to help me cum, then settling back down to a nice steady pace until I started to thrash about and shout louder, and speeding up again to help me on my way.

Rog says he went on like that without a break for over an hour, and it certainly felt like it next day. My pussy was aching and my legs were floppy, weak from all the exercise and from cumming over and over again. Rog was a bit distracted talking to the boss and lost count early on, but says it was at least ten, maybe twelve times, during the evening, which is good, but not a record (18, but I was much younger then).

Then the boss arched his back, almost lifting me clear of the mattress on his cock, and jerked his whole body each time he spurted, so I screamed out loud, cumming with him.

I was limp and exhausted then, but he waved at the other two, and they just trotted forwards like good obedient soldiers and went back to taking turns, first doggy and then missionary when I was so wrung out I couldn’t kneel properly any more.

Their boss went to the bathroom, dressed himself slowly and carefully, and helped himself to a drink from the minibar. He sipped it, not slow, not fast, Rog says, and after about twenty minutes he just shuffled and coughed as he put his glass down and the other two picked up on it straight away. Suddenly they were in overdrive again, David twining his fingers in my hair as I sucked his cock and the other one fucked as fast as he ever had that night, bouncing me around so that I didn’t have to do anything to provide David’s bj, just let his cock slide around in my mouth. Which is the best way, if not the only way. Two cocks, perfect timing.

They didn’t quite match, because there was cum jetting into my pussy and I opened my mouth to yell, letting David drop while I came as well. I would have gone back to sucking him, and in fact I would have loved a gush of hot cum in my mouth at that moment in the evening, but he wanted more pussy, and fucked me hard and fast, cumming very quickly, still several long, hot spurts even though it was his third or fourth time.

He got up and dressed, with the other two watching, and when they left, he was the only one to kiss me goodbye. I think he wanted to stay, but he left. I wasn’t that sorry, to be honest. I was exhausted, literally worn out, and he was still bursting with energy. I was going to tell him to stop by for breakfast, but thought better of it. Roger says I should have done, but I thought it might have been too slutty. Besides, they might all have come, and I don’t think I could have managed another three hours so soon.

Rog curled up behind me in bed and my pussy was aching when he slid inside, but I just love that feeling of my husband’s cock slithering around in the sticky wetness where someone else has cum inside me and I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Lucky for me, he likes it too. We talked about that for a while, and though he he moved gently I knew he was going to cum quite quickly. ‘What were you talking about with the older one’, I asked, mostly to distract him, and make it last. He stiffened. It was the wrong question. He was admiring their work, Rog said, starting to fuck me quite a bit harder. ‘Is he their teacher’, I asked jokingly, and felt Rog grow bigger inside me. Sort of, he said between grunts as he fucked me harder and harder. He’s their Dad.

I would have cum then anyway, even without Rog spraying hot cum against my insides where the lads and their Father had just done the same, but it was lovely doing it together. Daddy was 38, apparently, David was 18 and his brother (whose name I never knew) was 17.

I’ve never done that before, and honestly if someone tried to arrange it on the net with me I’d say thanks but no thanks. But finding out afterwards, when it was too late to undo anything? Horniest part of the evening, and I’ve had to try and remember every second, and reconsider every sensation and feeling knowing their relationship. I still can’t keep my hand out of my knickers now, but I don’t know why.

Friday night quickie

Just a quickie about Friday night. I said I wouldn’t get long-winded about nights when nothing unusual happened, but I thought I’d mention this.

Sat in a club, legs apart, knickers on display, dribbling gently and waiting to see who |I might attract when I noticed half a dozen lads watching me from by the bar. I gave them a nice smile, and then (as I always do when I’ve got a dedicated watcher or watchers, turned to face them properly, and opened a bit wider, so they knew it was deliberate and for their benefit.

They seemed to like it and it made me turn up the heat a bit too, so I thought they could probably see my knickers steaming, never mind getting wetter. That’s the trouble with flimsy, see-through white. Doesn’t really show the wetness as much as, say, red or yellow, or even a more solid white.

Still, in the bright flashes of strobe white lighting, you can see my pussy a lot more clearly.

So Roger says, anyway.

He went to the bar, got a drink, checked the view ( he still loves looking up my skirt, even after all these years and all those views. Cute, no?) and had the usual is that your wife conversation, and then the don’t you mind her showing her knickers in public, followed by she’s hot, and then I’d love to give her one, and when he says go and ask her, they usually do.

Anyway, they didn’t. One of them came over and said what’s the point of showing off your knickers? Why don’t you just show us your pussy? Well, I love a challenge. So I stood up, reached up under my skirt (it wasn’t far), pulled them down, stepped out of them and held them out to him. ‘Careful’, I said, as he reached out and took them with a really very reassuringly goofy look on his face, ‘Careful. They’re very wet.’ Then I sat down, smiled across at his mates to make sure they were paying attention and opened my knees wide.

Rog said the light was so bright where I was sitting that you could see up my skirt very clearly. I could see them all doing double-takes and nudging each other very clearly too, and I thought I can handle you lot. There were five of them, all young, and I bet not one of them would last beyond 5 minutes. Half an hour isn’t a big fuck, is it.

As it was, two had girlfriends in the bar, one had left a young child and its teenage mum at home while he came out on the piss, and one of them was trying to decide whether or not to tell the rest he was gay. That’s what Rog thought, anyway. The last one didn’t want to split with his mates, so they all wandered off, and I had to find another target.

Didn’t take long with my pussy in public view like that. Interestingly, his name was Roger too, which made him my 13th, according to Rog, who keeps score like that, and it was a lucky night for him, because I’d got so wet sat around showing off my pussy that when he leaned me over the bonnet of a nice silver Golf GTi and slipped his cock in, I almost swallowed him whole, and had to forgive him him for cumming on the spot.

Christ, he said in my ear, and then Christ again, pumping long hot spurts up inside me. He didn’t last much longer the second time, to be hone, and when he said Jesus, is she always this wet over my shoulder to Rog, I jut came anyway, even before he did. Which was very nice, because he managed to keep going long enough for me to join him when he filled me the second time.

Saturday night hotel room

I said a while ago that I’d try to write my blog more often, which means keeping it short, and only going in depth on the unusual or the especially exciting.

I hope this will be one of the short ones, though it kind of followed on from Friday night, because I got home all worked up but without the fuck that could have helped me relax.

So when I went out last night, I already knew what I wanted. An arrogant bastard who’d fuck me like Friday night’s estate agent would have done if he’d had the balls. I knew that even if he’d had the opportunity it would have been an unsatisfactory encounter, although rude because he was just a random stranger, which always makes me wet and makes me cum.

The estate agent had only talked the talk. Now I wanted a man who would walk the walk, and with any luck treat me like a complete whore. As you probably know, I normally hate the type, and get shot of them asap. But tonight, it was just what I wanted. A good hard shag from a guy who thought I was nothing.

It took a while, but I persevered. I knew I’d be looking for someone a little older than I normally go for, so different bars were called for, and I must confess I had fun looking. I felt a few cocks along the way, some big as well as hard, but the owners were too nice. Any other night, I’d have been very tempted by 2 or 3 of them, and with a bit more baccardi on board I’d have fucked any of them. But tonight I was on a mission and had to turn them down, and thats even with their hands in my pants, so you know I was serious.

If you’re one of those who likes keeping score, as my hubby always does, Roger says that if I felt all the cocks I danced with closely which I did (and I usually do, of course) that was a total of seven, but a couple of them didn’t try to touch me back, so only five had explored my pussy. Anyway, it meant I was raging hot and soaking wet by midnight, when I eventually found what I wanted.

He said he was 29 but I bet he wasn’t a day under 35.

He said he was an account manager in an advertising agency, and if his clothes and his attitude were any guide I’d go along with that. White T-shirt and thin,almost see-through white jeans, showing off his tan, his pecs and a particularly impressive trouser-bulge in equal quantities. If it’s possible to walk and stick your package out to be admired, this guy managed it. He said he was single, but the white mark where his wedding ring would normally be is such an easy giveaway? I mean why would I care?

Anyway, he was a rude and arrogant bastard with a big cock, and so naturally I asked if he’d like to dance, and immediately rubbed my pussy all over his thighs and groin, and then made him the eighth cock I’d checked out this evening by running my hand across the front of his jeans and stroking it with my fingertips. He reacted by getting a bit bigger and harder, which was nice, and whispering can’t wait for it, can you in my ear and sticking his hand up my skirt and then saying horny bitch! when he found how wet I was, and I knew then that he’d treat me badly.

So when he asked the usual about who i was with and why I was there, I told him hubby had a tiny little cock and couldnt do the deed properly, so I’d made him trail along and make sure I was safe while I finally got what had been missing from my sad marriage for the past ten years. He loved that. I could see his cock getting bigger while I was talking, and when he said no wonder you’re desperate and thrust his fingers into me as if he was trying to reach up and grab me by the tonsils, it almost made me cum. He saw how much it was affecting me and I could see his thought process, flickering away behind his eyes: she hasn’t had it properly for 10 years. If my fingers do this to the bitch, my cock’s going to drive her CRAZY!

Meanwhile, I knew he was going to treat me like a woman desperate for cock (not entirely untrue, I have to admit) in the certain knowledge that whatever he did would be a million times better than what I was used to. So he’d think he didn’t have to try too hard, and he could do anything he liked to me and be sure of my gratitude.

Even with that kind of buildup, he still asked the usual questions about won’t hubby mind? I said he had two choices. Either I get a nice big cock and relieve the pressure, or I’ll be on my way. Anyway, I whispered, massaging his cock some more through the front of his trousers and really appreciating what a long, thick handful it was, who cares as long as I get what I want? To be honest, I wasn’t really faking that bit, and my pussy ached for it. He laughed, a nasty, sneering laugh, and I knew he didn’t think much of Roger. Or me.

And because he was the type of person he was, I knew he’d try and make Roger feel as inadequate as possible, which meant he’d treat me even more like his whore than he would have done anyway because I’d come out with my knickers on fire looking to get fucked. Then I saw the thought process kick in again. What made you pick me, then, he asked, out of all these men? and I gave him the answer he was expecting. This, I said as throaty and horny as I could, gripping his shaft tightly. His smile was so smug I could have slapped him. Instead I lifted my right leg and curled it round his, opening my pussy so his fingers could push harder and deeper and said, I want you to fuck me silly with it.

Which by now was no word of a lie. He asked where we lived and I said too far, which apparently was the same for him… I could have gone outside, but I wanted longer than a car-bonnet quickie. Hotel, then, he said. I’ll tell hubby to sort that out for us, I said. Let’s both go, he replied, partly bursting with smug arrogance at the chance to sneer at hubby and partly, I’m sure, because he was afraid I might just disappear. It wasn’t far; Rog had been nearby, watching carefully as always, and smiled a welcome as I approached with John the nasty bastard keeping his arm round my waist to demonstrate ownership. Is this the little man then, he asked when I introduced them, and Roger didn’t even blink, just kept smiling. He doesn’t miss a trick, my hubby.

We need a hotel room, I said, trying to talk down to him as if I was the kind of woman who’d make their hubby watch them fuck just so he could see how much bigger and better other men are. Never been into that humiliation thing, so I don’t think I was very convincing.

I can fix that, said Rog, and reached for his phone while nasty John squeezed my bum as openly as he could. Rog knew what he was doing even though he couldn’t see, but only because he’s so finely-tuned to that sort of thing. He had to go outside to make the phone call and so we all went together, John again clutching me round the waist so I couldn’t get away and Rog knew who owned me.

The hotel had a room, and was only just round the corner. It’s not cheap, so that’s probably why. Rog went and checked in and while John and I waited in the bar, but I’d had enough to drink, so we all got straight in the lift. At least his wallet’s up to the job, sneered John, pushed me against the lift wall and proceeded to kiss me hard and deep. That always makes me hot, and it wasn’t as if I really needed to be any wetter than I was.

When we got in, John just handed Rog his jacket and said hang this up, and then kissed me again. He didn’t know the effect it had and I don’t think he particularly wanted to kiss me. But he wanted Roger to know I’d let him.

When he was sure Rog was watching us again he said undress me, and I slowly removed his shoes, socks, shirt and trousers and socks, until he stood there, lean and fit in his tight boxers, with his cock all but bursting out of them. He saw my greedy look. Not yet, he said. Take off your dress. I pulled it over my head and handed it to Rog, feeling very rude in heels, holdups and knickers, but very, very impatient.

Suck it, he gestured at his cock with a catch in his voice, sounding less commanding and more than a bit greedy himself now. I don’t need asking twice, and I put both hands down the front of his pants and scooped him out, balls and all, his cock springing up proud, bouncing and swaying but rigid and straight. I bent and took it in my mouth, and he filled it with cum, one long, jerking spray and then two or three more shorter ones. I swallowed it all, not needing his hands on my head to hold me on it, but he’d grabbed my hair anyway.

I love to suck them dry and I did just that, and as I worked on it he was flexing his hips, rocking my head with his hands and I got the message, and just kept the head in my mouth, slithering my lips across it, feeling him grow. When it was almost ready he pushed me back, and I sat down hard on the edge of the bed. Touch yourself, he growled, and he watched me as I pulled my knickers aside and played with my pussy. He was stroking too, and as it grew thicker and longer and harder I was getting wetter and wetter and finally screaming as I came. He fell on me while I was still twitching, pinned me to the bed and fucked my brains out.

No style, no finesse, forgot all about Roger and showing off, just fucked and fucked and fucked until I was worn out from cumming but my pussy was still hot and wet and full up with his enormous cock. You’d expect that after half an hour or more your pussy would expand around it and it would just feel normal to have all that flesh in you, but after a long hard fuck they can seem bigger than ever, as if it’s grown while you were fucking, and they can feel just as shockingly huge as when it first goes in and takes your breath away as it just goes on and on sliding in until you feel bone against bone and know that you’ve got it all.

Somewhere round about my fifth or sixth screaming orgasm he realised he was doing what I’d asked, and remembered about Rog, and he went back to showing off, making me say how great it was, and how I’d waited ten years to feel a real man’s cock in me (I’d quite forgotten about that, but remembered just in time).

He made me take my own knickers off, turned me over and fucked me doggy for quite a long time, and made sure Rog could see everything he was doing to me, which is great because Rog loves the view and I love the feeling, and so Roger got to watch his cock going in and out and making me cum some more (twice, according to Roger’s mental score-card), and then he got on his back and let me ride, which is also good to watch according to Rog, and lets me have as much or as little of him in me as I want, and to go as fast or slow as I want.

Cumming quickly in my mouth at the start seemed to have made him numb, because he just let me slide up and down as much as I liked, and make myself cum twice more without worrying about getting near the edge himself, but when I got up and leaned over the built-in dressing-table and watched us both as he fucked me from behind, I could tell he was having to think about holding back. It’s an erotic position, but I think that being in control and fucking a woman was a lot hornier for him than letting her have fun on his cock at her own pace.

I could have stood there all night (and in fact I have done in the past!) but after a few minutes he needed to change, and spread me on my face so he could fuck me from behind. Which I love. It’s my favourite position for a man to cum, and maybe he guessed that from my reaction, and me saying don’t stop, don’t stop, just fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me till you cum…

Anyway, he made me say it again, and then louder, and louder so he can hear you, meaning Rog, so I was almost shouting cum now, cum now, cum in me now. I know Rog likes that bit, but so do I. It’s very erotic and rude asking a man to cum in you while you’re hubby is watching and listening. In fact I can’t think of very many things that deliver a bigger charge of excitement, except when he does it. Hubby watching a stranger cum in me, and me loving it – that’s a very special moment.

And that’s the secret. I do love it when a stranger cums in me. The ultimate taboo.

So when John told me to ask for his cum, I wasn’t pretending. I wanted him 2 cum in me, and I wanted hubby to know I wanted it.

So after I’d asked, and after he’d kept on fucking me but not cumming, he rolled me on my back and climbed on top, holding his cock above me until I’d begged (very convincingly) to put it in and cum in me. Eventually he slid it in, just before I ripped his skin off his back with my fingernails, and then concentrated on making himself cum, fucking me with the tip of his cock, spreading me open and pulling out, spreading me and pulling out. I love this bit. Not only do I like to watch a man make himself cum, but I love having my pussy teased like this, and I often just tickle my clitty while I watch and wait for the moment. I love feeling them thicken up, and then the guy loses his co-ordination and his movements get all clumsy. Then his cock just stiffens and swells up and it comes spurting out. John plunged himself deep inside as he sprayed, filling me with three or four hot bursts that sent me off screaming again, and when I calmed down it was all over.

He dressed himself, quite quickly, probably thinking about what he was going to say to wifey about where he’d been till four-thirty am, but still remembered to ask for my phone number. He seemed quite surprised when I refused, but more concerned about getting home and explaining the smell of pussy to his wife.

My husband made me put my soaking knickers back on and then put his cock inside me, in all the hot ooze that was part John and part Lucy, and fucked me as slowly and as long as he could. I couldn’t blame him for that not being very long at all, but he did it again in the morning for a lot longer, and in the taxi on the way home I could feel a hot dribble oozing into my poor knickers, a warm fluid that was part me, part two men, one I love, the other I disliked intensely. Good Saturday!

A narrow escape

Friday night, out with a bunch of girls.

Not my usual friends, so no more repeats of what happened last time. I think a few of them were a bit too embarrassed about that and will probably never mention it again.  It’s hardly been discussed round the wine-bar table, so you can tell how they feel. Normally if anything big happens it can keep us talking for days. But that Friday has hardly been mentioned.

Anyway, this lot were mostly locals, people I know, but not very well. Certainly not well enough to behave badly while they’re watching.

It was a fairly quiet night, a bit boring, if I’m being honest, and I may have attacked the white wine a bit too fast as a result. Anyway, by about midnight, I was one of the last ones left, and we were all starting to get approached by guys wanting to buy drinks and chat. I’m never one to refuse and I didn’t.

So 10 minutes later I’m separated from the others, tucked away in a corner listening to some estate agent drivel on about the state of the housing market. As if I care. Why do all men over 30 think the most interesting topic of conversation is me, me, me. Honestly, I’d rather talk about the weather than listen to ten minutes of why I am wonderful, by someone who clearly isn’t. Anyway, I tuned him out, but I was paying enough attention to say yes every time he suggested another drink. Spose he thought he was getting me drunk so he could take advantage.

When he suggested a dance on the crowded little dancefloor I said yes mostly to relive the boredom, even though I noticed he’d waited for some slower tracks before suggesting it. But I couldn’t see any of the others, so I guessed i was the last girl standing, and anyway, what’s a dance?

He let me know right away, pulling us close and holding me with one hand between my shoulders, and the other low down in my back, almost on my bum, but not quite.

After a few minutes of that, and rubbing his cock (which was decently hard, considering the amount I’d watched him drink) all over my groin, he decided he wasn’t going to get his face slapped, and started to squeeze my bum, eventually getting hold of it in both hands. He took his time, and there was a lot of clumsiness, and then he kissed me, which was okay. I’ve been slobbered at by far worse than him, and kissing always gets me excited, as you know.

So I kissed him back, gave his bum an encouraging squeeze, and rubbed my pussy on his cock. We stayed like that for ages, and I was just wondering if I was going to die of thirst before I lost interest when he finally decided the time was right and began to man oeuvre his hand up my skirt, and I just let him get on with it. I never stop them, as you know, because I’m always interested to see what they’ll do next, and I quite like having strange fingers in me when I’m dancing, more so if I’m kissing as well.

And because of the kissing I was already very wet, which seemed to come as a bit of a shock, judging by the way he moaned as his fingers finally found their way between my legs, but he recovered quickly and soon pushed two of them as far into me as he could without getting all hunched up.

Now it was my turn to moan, and just as I did three of the others appeared beside us. I nearly died of shock. I thought they were long gone. Luckily they were on my right and estate agent’s left, so they couldn’t see what he was doing with his other hand. But they’d arrived while we were in mid-snog, so they’d already seen more than they ought to have done.

We’re leaving now, said Jackie, the oldest and sternest of them. Doesn’t look like we’ll be missed. She spoke just as Estate Agent flexed his fingers in my pussy and his knuckles spread the opening wide. I could feel them slithering in me as I looked at the three of them and said ‘aaaarrghmmhhh’ as quietly as I could.

There’s only one way to save the day in situations like this, and as soon as I had recovered the power of speech I said I was leaving too and would share a taxi. I quickly wriggled free of Estate Agent, pushing his arm away as quickly as I could, and I don’t think any of them saw where his hand had been. At least I hoped not, and I’m pretty sure Jackie would have said something if she’d noticed. He mumbled something, but I was already moving, and we left him looking vaguely surprised by the speed of my departure as much as by the loss of what he must have thought was a safe bet.

As soon as we were outside I started thanking them all from saving me from that terrible man, and gushing on about how could I have been so stupid, accepting a drink from him I should have known he’d expect something in return, and how awful it was, him pawing me like that.

By the time we arrived at my house, the eyebrows had gone down and they were starting to be sympathetic. Repeat a lie often enough and loud enough, and it soon becomes the truth. Even if they had seen his hand up my skirt, they’d all think he was forcing himself on me, and I’d narrowly escaped a fate worse than death. Actually it’s not that bad. I’ve shagged estate agents before, and though I’ve had better, I’ve also had worse.

Once he was properly awake, Rog was highly amused when I told him. Well, my knickers were still all wet, and I needed his attention. He particularly liked it when I said if they’d arrived a couple of minutes later I would have been cumming, and instead of mumbling a funny noise I’d have been a lot noisier and a lot more obvious, and they’d have known what was happening for sure. I’d never have been able to talk my way out of that.

Holiday fun and games part 3

Gosh, this is turning into a book, and it’s a little bit scary, because once again I find that when I write it all down like this I’m more or less making a list of all the bad things I’ve ever done, and it’s a worryingly long one. Reading it back makes me sound like a right slapper, especially when you think this is only about what I’ve done on my holidays, and doesn’t include the other 48 weeks of the year.

But it does cover a lot of years, so maybe it’s not as bad as I feel it is right now. But I haven’t mentioned our couples holidays, and I’ve got to tell you about Jamaica, and the two old men on the beach in Zante, and, well, loads.

And I’ve just realised I forgot all about my holiday with Jane, years before I met Rog. She was my housemate at the time and when she split up with her boyfriend I agreed to go on holiday with her even though I was getting on fine with mine. We did the 18-30 thing in Spain and when we got back I assured my man that although Jane had been busy getting over her breakup by shagging the occasional young lad, I had merely been an interested observer. He didn’t believe me, but what could he do?

And he was right. Jane and I decided before we even got on the plane that we’d each try to shag a new man every night, but when we found out on the first day how easy that was going to be, we thought about making it two a day, or even three, but Jane thought that was a bit too slutty, even for us. But we brought home quite a collection of Y-Fronts (no Calvins in those days) and we were both wearing an armful of cheap silver bangles. Yes, one man = one bangle. My idea, and a bit ahead of its time, don’t you know. Of course I didn’t explain that to my boyfriend, or tell him that the fortnight had been called “Jane and Lucy’s Sexfest” by the 18-30 reps, and each evening we’d had to show off our growing collection of bracelets, to cheers and catcalls from the group.

Hard to believe I’d forgotten all about that. Anyway…

Roger and I have been on lots of holidays and that’s what I was going to tell you about, starting with the couples, which we did several times. Just friends, you understand, and I’m not saying we went away with them because Rog fancied the wife or I fancied her husband (or her, of course). But when you get away from the daily routine and go to a foreign country where all the rules seem to be relaxed, then after a few days of being soaked by sun and wine (why does the sun make EVERYONE so horny?) you do start to think that way.

As Rog says, when you lie on a beach all day drinking and chatting to an attractive woman with her tits out and her pussy peeping round the edge of her bikini you can’t help wondering what it would be like. Same for me, only we’re talking bulges in swimmers and boxers. A man in nothing but tight Calvins wandering past you in the kitchen early in the morning definitely gets your attention, definitely makes my pussy wet. Especially when it’s someone I know, and seeing him exposed like that is not something normal. That’s when I start to wonder what it would be like. A good package looks (and feels) as horny to me as a woman in a well-filled pair of exotic undies does to to you. So I’m wondering what it’s like to unwrap it, see it uncoil and get hard and straight. Within a couple of days I’ve stopped wondering what it would feel like going in and started wanting to find out, wanting it in me. And then the trouble starts…

Actually, no, it’s never been a disaster. I mean, it’s very horny going back to the villa not knowing which one of two guys you’re going to bed with, which one you’ll be fucking, and it’s horny just wandering from room to room, bed to be, fondling, sucking and fucking anyone who happens to be nearest or pulls you down on the bed. And it’s embarrassing to admit but it was always strangely exciting shagging one if Roger’s mates, just because you really really shouldn’t be doing it, even if he is shagging the guy’s wife in the next room or the next bed, or right next to me.

The holiday is easy when it gets that relaxed, but it’s only happened on one holiday with one couple, and they were really well-adjusted about the whole thing. But if you just have a couple of drunken shags with people you’re basically living with for a fortnight, and they aren’t sure if they liked the idea or the experience, it can make the daytime stuff a bit awkward. We had three holidays like that, couples who liked the sex at the time but couldn’t cope with each other and us the rest of the time, and we never really saw much of them afterwards. Some people are just too embarrassed to talk to you in the pub about the weather when they’ve got an unforgettable mental image of your face full of their cock pumping cum all over the place .

We went once with about six couples, from the pub mostly, and soon discovered that even your best friend will try to fuck your wife if he’s had enough to drink and thinks he can get away with it. Though guys don’t ONLY try it on while on holiday, more of them try, and keep trying, and are much more open about it. And it wasn’t just with Rog. When I was young, and we used to holiday en masse, all my boyfriend’s mates would try to shag me (and all the other girls, obviously) and I guess my boy of the time must have been chasing after the other girls, though I never really saw him trying.

But there IS a difference between trying it on with your mate’s girlfriend when you’re all 18, and trying to fuck his wife when you’re in your thirties, but it happens all the time, and I would say ninety per cent of Roger’s friends and colleagues have come on to me at some time, either by direct questions or suggestion or (usually in a bar while pissed) and sometimes with a less subtle hand up my skirt.

My reaction depends on the man in question, the circumstances at the time, the location, how much drink I’ve had, and how horny I’m feeling at the time. Spoken requests are easy to handle, and a good conversation with one of hubby’s friends or colleagues about exactly how much he wants to fuck me and how he plans to go about it can make my knickers very wet even when I know I’m going to refuse. If they choose the other path and put a hand up my skirt I usually leave it there, and let them get on with it. It always feels nice, even when I know I’m going to say no. But it’s even more exciting if I haven’t decided, and better still if I’ve decided to say yes. And occasionally, having a finger in my pussy does make all the difference between no and all right then. Yes, I have done that, and changed my mind about someone because his fingers felt good, or touched the right spot, more like.

Though we keep this life separate nowadays, in the past I have said yes to neighbours or friends a few times, but only on holiday, when it doesn’t count, like Mike. Rog worked with him, got on well enough to suggest a holiday together but I never really liked him, and certainly didn’t fancy him (or his wife) so we had separate hotel rooms, rather than a villa, which we’d do if we planned to shag them. But every day Mike made a point of going to the beach fully dressed, mostly so I could admire his stretchy boxers and the lovely plump bulges when he got changed into swimmers, which always involved him walking about in nothing but clingy pants for a while.

His wife must have known what he was doing, but never said anything to us, though she did make him change under a towel. Otherwise I’m sure he would have just shown me his cock every day. But to be honest I do love the look of well-filled pants, and so there was no need. Hate to admit this, but just one look at his lovely big package of cock and balls bulging around in his boxers, and I wanted to have him. After three or four days of staring, I was positively gagging.

Roger was very excited when I told him (he loves it when I’m really needy for another man’s cock, and for some reason he loves seeing me fucked by people I don’t like), and so he was expecting what happened next. Mike propositioned me one evening when his wife was in the loo and Rog was at the bar. He didn’t waste time either. None of that admiring from afar and respecting me as a person. He just said Lucy, you’ve got an amazingly sexy body and I’d love to get my hands on it. I’m afraid I didn’t even have enough self-control to pretend to be shocked, or even make him wait while I thought it over. I just said ‘come on then, let’s go outside before your wife gets back.’

Rog was watching from the bar as we stood up from the table, and as Mike followed me out, I knew Rog wasn’t far behind. Two minutes later, we’d found a quiet enough spot and Mike began to kiss me, which I didn’t really like, and I think that he was going to start whispering sweet nothings to get me in the mood. So I just went straight for the zip and got that lovely big cock out in the open, still growing in my hand as I pulled him between my legs. ‘Hurry up’, I said, ‘we haven’t got much time’, and leant up against the wall, legs apart, pussy suddenly full up with his warm and solid flesh, and promising between gasps not to tell hubby. It wasn’t a lie. I didn’t have to, because hubby was about five feet away, peering through the bushes and smiling encouragement at me. I blew him a kiss over Mike’s shoulder just as he started cumming, and of course so did I. Rog loves it when things like that are close together – one second I’m a loving wife, gazing into his eyes, and a second later I’m screaming in pleasure as another man’s cock fucks me, or sprays cum in me, and Rog has been wiped from my mind. He thinks that’s very sexy.

I’ve just been reading this back, checking the spelling and what-have-you, and yet again I’m slightly appalled at the way it sounds. But as always with my blogs, I have to remember that sometimes I’ve telescoped things, so the events of 20 years are covered in three paragraphs and appear to be consecutive, but they weren’t.

In fact they aren’t even in chronological order most of the time. But these next two moments are. The first was our first holiday together, ten or eleven years ago, maybe more, so I’m blondewife27 at this point. We’d already started to play with other people, but the holiday was just that, two weeks of winter sun in Jamaica.

We were in a hotel complex on Negril Beach, and they told us it was safer to stay inside the walls than go out, safer to use the pool or the private beach, and drink at the hotel bar, eat in the restaurant and go to the disco. But who wants to do that? So we went to the public beach anyway. On our second day we were walking back, late afternoon, when a tropical rainstorm lashed out of nowhere. I was wearing a white T shirt and shorts, nothing else apart from beach shoes, and I was soaked and transparently naked in the first 10 seconds. The rain was so heavy and thick it made breathing difficult, because there was hardly any air, just water. The T-shirt was plastered to my boobs and my nipples stuck up like bullets. But my shorts were just as bad, and you could see my bum and pussy easily. Rog loved it at first, but it got quite scary. We had to walk past hundreds of black guys hanging about in the street, and they were all fairly aggressivee, calling out quite threateningly, telling Rog that Rasta man gonna get your woman whitey, threatening to drag me into the trees, or climb over the compound walls in the night and rape me. My pussy was on fire, as you can imagine, but they never laid a finger on me.

So I settled for the waiter as a substitute. Young, pretty and slim, the colour of milk chocolate, I’d been watching Victor on the day we arrived, and I’d made sure he’d watched me when I was lying beside the hotel pool. A little adjustment to the bikini, and he’d been staring at my pussy on and off all afternoon, and I knew he liked it. So as soon as we got to the room I stripped off my see-though wet things while Rog phoned for some drinks. Rog let him in, closing the door and following him in. As he put the tray down I dropped my towel and lay back on the bed. Victor turned to look at me, of course, and I raised my knees and spread my ankles wide, pussy dribbling anticipation. My wife will take care of the tip, said Rog, if that’s okay?

I opened my legs a bit more as an encouragement, but I needn’t have bothered. Victor had put down his tray and was already unbuckling his belt. His trousers dropped and my breath caught in my throat. He had no underpants, and his cock was long and thick and already hard. Young men, eh? He said nothing, but he tipped me all right, with a big thick slab of Jamaican chocolate. In fact he tipped my brains out for about twenty minutes, and when he was on the verge of cumming and started to pull out, I grabbed his arse and dragged him in deep, telling him loudly to cum now, which he did, again in silence.

The next night at dinner, I was bubbling hot and wet between the legs again, my pussy cooked into a frenzy by the sun and all those lean young rastas wandering around in nothing but tight shorts, showing off their huge cocks to lady tourists who seemed at least as interested as I was.

Rog knew I was gagging, and when Victor came to the table asked if he could bring a ’special’ nightcap to our room later on. Victor was sorry, but he already had an arrangement to take a special nightcap to another customer. What about now, I asked, and that’s why I usually leave the talking to Rog, because I get so desperate I sound like a total whore, begging for a fuck.

It turned out Victor already had two early nightcaps to deliver before his late one. ‘Fucking hell’, I said, not from shock, but disappointment. He was only 18, but he could see the situation was serious, and suggested he could bring us a breakfast tray tomorrow morning instead. ‘What a great idea’, said the sluttiest girl in the world, ie me, and as Roger fucked me to sleep later he said it was very horny to see my obvious desperation for Victor’s big young cock written all over my face and hear it in my voice as well.

Which was good, because there were nine solid inches of it inside me at breakfast time the next morning, and as he was leaving afterwards, Victor asked if I’d like the same again tomorrow, and I said ‘lunch and dinner as well, please’, or something appallingly needy like that. So he brought us breakfast for the next few days, always the same. Rog had coffee and orange juice, and watched me open my legs and enjoy a morning shag with a fit 18-year-old and his impressively big cock.

Each day by the pool I’d start to get horny all over again as the sun put its heat into me and Victor’s cum dribbled slowly into my bikini. For a couple of days we amused ourselves by trying to guess which of the other couples were enjoying Victor’s special deliveries and eventually decided on the three closest to our age, but it could have been any of them.

At the weekend one of Victor’s special customers must have gone home, because he suddenly had a free slot for delivery of early-evening cocktails. But I’d got quite used to lying in bed at night, Roger fucking me long and slow while we planned the next morning’s athletics with Victor. I wanted him in the shower, Rog typically wanted him to bend me over the table on our balcony where anyone could see. But Victor said the people in the room next to us had complained about the amount of noise I made early in the morning, so I agreed, and every evening for the second week I had a sunset cocktail in bed. Actually the timing was quite good, because I was fresh from a day in the hot sun admiring those hard-bodied young studs on the beach, and after a day of looking at cocks a girl really needs to get one inside her. And Victor’s felt just as nice in the evenings as it had in the mornings, though I quite missed my wake-up shag and would have been happier to have both.

We were due to leave on the Saturday lunchtime, and so on Friday evening, when I’d got him comfortably deep in my pussy, I asked Victor if he’d bring us a farewell breakfast on our last morning, but he couldn’t. Pity. Not only did I want his cock one last time, but it would have been nice to do the mile-high thing on the way home with my pussy all squelchy and full of his cum.

But he did say, while spearing me firmly with a cock that had become more impressive and more satisfying the more times I had it in me, that he was free at lunchtime, which was cutting it fine for our flight, but as I lay there with his cock filling my pussy, I couldn’t have dreamt of saying no to an offer of feeling it in me one last time.

And it was worth it. It was the first time Victor had seen me dressed, I think, and so it was the first time that he’d undressed me. I thought he’d enjoy unzipping my dress, and enjoy the hot dampness of my knickers, but he didn’t seem bothered about all that, just stripped me naked and got to work, a fantastic 20 minutes given a new and exciting urgency by the fact that it WAS the last time I my pussy would spread itself along his length. I have to say that last orgasm he gave me was the best of the fortnight, probably because it was the last, and I concentrated really hard, trying to remember the feeling of each last drop of his cum splattering into me.

We JUST made the plane, and I wore the same knickers all the way home, full of warm sticky, courtesy of Victor, mostly, but a lot of it mine. And at 36,000 feet over the Atlantic, Rog as well, gently, from behind, under a blue BA blanket.

Falling asleep, I thought, two weeks, just the one strange cock, quite respectable behaviour, for me. Except I’d been fucked by Victor on four mornings, six evenings and now one lunchtime. Eleven days without missing a single one. I’ve never had a lover for as long or as often, before or since. Not with Rog, anyway, and I’m not sure I’d want another one, but it was fantastic at the time, I have to admit.

Five years later, I’m blondewife32 or so, and we went for a quick week in Corfu with the deliberate intention to get as much fun into seven days as we could. We managed quite a lot, and though the clubs and bars were full of mostly British girls too drunk to fuck, we found a few quieter places and had some great parties in our villa or on the beach, with big driftwood fires, a boom-box and a lot of retsina. And a lot of young lads of all nationalities.

One night I was talking to the three young Greek guys who ran the beach bar. One tall and well-built (yes, all over) but not very good-looking, one lad who was a bit fat but very funny, and a very pretty one who was also very small – hardly more than my height. They sat around me in a circle and asked if they could kiss me and then, when I’d said yes and we’d all had a snog, if they could touch my boobs. Rog was fascinated by their technique, and they claimed that asking for it straight out had a very high success rate. It certainly worked on me.

Their next question was fairly obvious, and so was my answer, and I sat there with my legs apart while they took turns reaching between my legs and feeling my pussy, then I lay back and let them take turns to fuck me. They’d done it before loads of times, they said, mostly with British girls. Apparently the locals all say that English girls will fuck goats when they’ve had enough to drink.

Anyway, that little trio was very enjoyable, and Rog was happy because he always had one or two of the three to talk to no matter what was happening to me and he loves to know what they think, before and during but especially afterwards.

We went to another party on the beach just before we left, but I can hardly remember a thing about it. I remember being in a crowded minibus, rattling along a dirt road, packed with people. Rog and I were talking with Alex, who owned the hotel next to our villa, and his mate Yanis who apparently owned a hotel too, and despite being 50 or so was attractive in a sultry sort of way..

On the beach we drank retsina from the bottle while the stereo in the minibus rattled out chart hits from last summer. I left Rog by the fire while I went off for a wee in the trees a hundred yards away. When I came out, Alex and Yanis were sitting on the sand about ten feet away, passing a bottle back and forward. They waved me over, offered me a drink. No more retsina, Alex smiled, but Absinthe good.

We were about halfway down the bottle and Rog still hadn’t showed up when I started to feel wobbly, and then had trouble drinking without dribbling, and for some reason I thought that was terribly funny. Lying on the sand, I heard the distant tinkle from the minibus stereo, and I started to sing quietly, murmuring along with the music.

I remember the rest like a dream, and it’s so jumbled up and disconnected that I still can’t make much sense of it. I know what must have happened, but sadly I can’t tell you what it was like, or get excited by the memories. Alex and Yanis fucked me on the beach, then they helped me back to the rest of the party, where Rog tried to help me to stand and failed. I flopped about until the party broke up and we drove back to town, and a couple of guys helped carry me to bed, mostly so they could get a hand up my dress in the process, according to Rog.

He swears that I woke up at this point, halfway through the door with some Italian bloke’s hands in my knickers, but I don’t remember at all. He also says I started demanding a shag, quite forcefully, and that the Italian bloke duly obliged while his mate filled my mouth with his cock and his cum. I don’t remember any of it, but apparently absinthe is like that.

I had a monumental hangover next day. I really thought I was dying. I lay in bed aching all over, remembering little bits about last night, Alex and Yanis helping me walk back to the fire, and then Rog was there too, helping me, and then someone struggling to get my dress off, and pulling my knickers down. I remember fingers in me, making me cum, and I remember feeling myself slippery and oozing, opening wider. But I have no idea who it was, or even if it was real, which is a shame. What’s the point of shagging fit young guys if you can’t remember what it was like?

Good job we had three days left to go and some non-absinthe shags which thankfully I can still remember. x

Holiday fun and games part 2

I divided this in two because it sort of made sense – holidays before I met Rog in one part, and the ones after in another part. Before Rog, either I went away with the girls to drink and shag, or I went with my boyfriend to drink and shag him, with anything on the side a bonus that could easily get me into trouble if I got caught. But as you can imagine, holidays with Roger have always been different to holidays with other boyfriends.

In the beginning it was just the two of us, and really it was just an opportunity to do the same kind of things we were doing already but in an environment where everybody’s behaviour was pretty loose, and no-one really noticed if I wore very short skirts in bars or see-through dresses in clubs. All the girls were dressed like that. But I still enjoyed doing it, and it was doubly exciting doing it with my husband not only approving, but looking on.

These holidays were also an endless vista of opportunities to flash, especially on the beaches, where it was fun to show off even though we were surrounded by hundreds of sun-bronzed women wearing hardly anything at all. Most of them had little bits of pussy peeking out of those tiny little cloth scraps which they charge the earth for when you buy them as bikini bottoms, without the bra. But in the most part, the girls are sleeping off last night’s partying, and motionless women aren’t that fascinating after the first five minutes, even when nearly naked and especially when it’s the most commonplace sight on the beach.

In order to stand out, and attract attention, you have to move. And a beach gives a girl loads of opportunities to move in a very particular, sexual way, dressing, undressing, oiling herself, drying herself, and so on. No-one is surprised if you rub oil all over our body ten times a day. It’s the most natural sight in the world, but very erotic if it’s done right. And of course a lot depends on where you rub the oil.

Most girls arrive on the beach in a sundress, with their bikini underneath. I prefer to wear proper knickers, because then I can change into my bikini in public view, giving anyone who’s interested an occasional glimpse of bum or pussy. Or both, if they’re lucky.

And I always change into a swimming cozzie when I’m going into the water, so I have a dry thong to sunbathe in, and also have a perfect reason to get naked twice, with more accidental displays. And I could happily swim three or four times a day.

Have I mentioned the white ones? I may told you before, but a large clothing chain got its name in the papers because it was selling a range of swimsuits which became embarrassingly transparent when wet. I managed to get three white ones about ten seconds before they cleared the shelves, and we tested one of them in the local pool next weekend. For once, the newspaper was right. Totally see-through when I got out of the water, though Rog helped me pick the linings out of the gussets to make sure my pussy was completely visible, which made them properly rude for holiday use.

I loved walking out of the sea knowing that everyone close enough could see me as clearly as if I was naked, and that all the girls hated me and all their boyfriends wanted me. I knew they did because they watched every step I took up the beach until I sat down by Rog and you could count the bulges..

But even without the see-through swimsuit beaches were fun. Rog and l usually chose my target for the night during the day on the beach. I’d give him (or later on when I got confident and greedy, them) as much pussy to look at all day as possible then arrive at the bar/disco in the smallest or most transparent dress I’d brought with me and ask for a dance. I know he’s mine as soon as he says yes. Especially if he’s spent all day watching me play with myself and smile right at him.

Suntan oil, you see. Rub it all over, especially the boobs, and you WILL have an appreciative audience. Do the inside of your thighs, and they’re practically dribbling on the sand. All girls know that. Do right up under the edges of your bikini so they know you’re touching your pussy, and they have to lie on their fronts. Pull your bikini aside to see what you’re doing, and they can see your pussy sparkling in the sunlight, and their eyes pop out. I usually take quite a long time doing that bit.

And if there’s only young people about, no families, kids or oldies, I would sometimes “forget” to readjust my bikini afterwards, pull my knees up, move my feet apart and see how long it takes for my viewers to start touching themselves. And if the hot sun had made me especially horny (most afternoons are like that on the beach) I’d sometimes roll onto my tummy, feet towards them and wide apart so they can carry on staring without having to meet my eyes. It encourages a lot of guys who don’t want to look like a pop-eyed pervert. I lie like that for as long as I can can stand the tension, which isn’t long, because I know what I’m going to do next. Which is slip a hand underneath myself and start playing with my pussy, spreading it, and finally slipping a finger or two inside and making myself cum. It’s an amazing feeling, I promise.

Rog usually pretends to be reading a book, or better still, asleep. Lots of guys around us always are, sleeping off hangovers. So it seems perfectly normal for him to sleep, and perfectly understandable when I’m oiling myself, to do the boobs and pussy, and then beckon a lad over and ask him to do my back. They always take their time, and usually ask if there’s anything else they can oil while they’re here. I always tell them I love an oily massage and will happily enjoy whatever they want to do.

Most don’t really believe you, and the ones that do usually feel brave (and get very hard) doing my boobs, but are a bit nervous of going further in such a public place. Some aren’t though, especially if they’re showing off to their mates, and I have had quite a few oily fingers between my legs, and have cum quite loudly on a couple of occasions when particularly good-looking lads have taken time on the lips and clitty and then finger-fucked me long and slow.

On some holidays we found a quiet beach and managed a bit of nude sunbathing. Not because it’s naughty but because I hate tan lines. But we usually had an afternoon shag in the sun, just because we could. And once I had the twins. They’re worth a story of their own, but in brief, they arrived silently while I was naked and Rog was sleeping, and mimed a suntan oil request at me. I was happy to oblige, not least because they had both stripped naked when they arrived. So I oiled their backs, chests, legs and firm arses. then couldn’t resist their hard cocks, and enjoyed a perfect spit roast with Rog snoring theatrically beside us while peering from under the brim of his hat and sporting a huge lump in his swimmers. Sadly they didn’t quite cum together, but you can’t have everything, and at least they swapped places enough to make me cum half a dozen times. And no-one spoke, not a word. They didn’t even talk to each other, like it would break the spell or something.

One holiday in Spain we got sort of hooked up with a group of about a dozen lads who started playing volleyball on the sand near us. After I’d amused myself watching them run about and tried to decide sizes based on what I could see flopping around in their shorts, I gave them the suntan-oil and pussy show for a bit, got naked to change for swimming, and of course they were in the water with the ball right away, splashing and accidentally throwing it in my direction, so we chatted and swapped names, home towns, whatever.

They went off for lunch but asked us to look after the ball, so I knew they’d be back. When they arrived I did some more vital work with the suntan cream, thoroughly oiled an already slithery wet pussy and then rolled on my face and played with myself for ages (over an hour, Rog thought) talking to him while he watched them over my shoulder and described their reactions while I had two or three lovely long orgasms as quietly as I could.

After a rest I went back in the water, and they were right behind me for more volleyball, and from the start I was being tackled even when I didn’t have the ball. But I wasn’t complaining, gave as good as I got, and had a hand in several pairs of baggy shorts. But it was quite scary at times, and I could easily have drowned, lying underwater being felt up by two or three rough lads, all in too much of a hurry to get to the pussy to let a girl breathe. Typical young lads, mostly teenagers, I guess, and that eagerness for pussy is just one of the reasons I like them that age. That and their firm young bodies and hard cocks!

Next day it was the same again, a bit of oil, a good look at the pussy, a change of cozzie and into the water for more volleyball and groping. In the end I had to stop them and say I really was in danger of drowning. ‘So why don’t we just talk for a while?’ I suggested, and their expressions were so disappointed I almost laughed out loud. But when I turned to the one nearest me and stuck an underwater hand down his shorts, got a good grip on his cock and said ‘now what was your name again?’ as I started to jerk him off, they got the idea and cheered up no end.

Anyone looking from the beach must have guessed what I was doing, but most people were asleep, reading, or doing their own thing, and anyway I didn’t care. In fact I like to be watched. I’m pretty sure I jerked them all off like that at least once during the week, and watched several of them spurting underwater. It looks weird, but horny, and spunk goes all stringy as it floats away. Different, and sexy. They all had their fingers in me while I was jerking their cocks, obviously, and once they got comfortable about my husband watching us they started talking to Rog about what an unusual couple we were and how amazing he is.

I just thought THAT was really amazing. A real live girl is wanking them in public, they’ve got a handful of warm, wet pussy, but once they realise it’s more or less there for the taking and they can do that as often as they like, their attention begins to wander, and they’re more fascinated by Rog’s attitude than my pussy. Almost anyway. But it’s kind of surreal, standing up to the waist in the sea, jerking a lad of underwater while he finger-fucks me steadily, and talks to my hubby about what I’m doing with my hand and he’s doing with his fingers, and what he’d like to do with his mouth and cock, and how hubby would feel about it if he did. Horny as you like, but surreal.

Then they were all double-amazed because it was Rog who worked out how they could fuck me in the water without too many people realising and, more important, without drowning me. About half a dozen were listening on the beach as Rog explained his idea, and they did a thing with their hands, rock-paper-scissors or whatever, and chose a lucky volunteer.

We all went into the sea with the ball and Roger and I stood face to face, gripping each other at the elbow while the lucky winner stood behind me and waited while I sort of sat back on his cock. It’s a weird feeling, fucking underwater, but very nice. I was looking Rog in the eyes as this lad’s cock went into my pussy, which was incredibly erotic. And he held my gaze while I flexed my knees and fucked myself on it, was still looking at me as I came quite loudly, and watched smiling as I rose up and down slowly, stroking the length of the cock with my pussy until he came as well, filling me with spunk, though there was still quite a lot floating about in the sea afterwards.

It was a bit wobbly, but it worked, and they all thought Rog was amazing for thinking of a way they could fuck his wife in public. Rog thought it was all a bit too precarious, and amazed them still further next day with his plan for doing it in more comfort, and in full public gaze, on the beach.

It was just spoons really, me on my side, him (another lucky winner) close behind me, propped up on his elbow so he could talk to Rog over my head. Rog said it would look like I was asleep and they were chatting, and no-one would really know. I thought it would be better if they noticed and gathered round to watch, but it was still great, letting a lad fill my pussy with hard cock while all around us people slept, read and sunbathed and he tried to hold a conversation with Roger but pretty much failed. Everything else worked though, and he fucked me gently for a while, trying to tell Roger what it felt like being inside his wife. That was very erotic for all of us, and I yelled quite a bit when his cock started twitching around as he sprayed his cum inside and made choking noises in my ear to stop himself from yelling out loud as well.

His mates were sat round pretending not to watch, but you couldn’t see very much, so they said afterwards, and they all agreed that Roger talking to their mate while he was fucking me was the best bit. I liked it all, but especially the fucking.

Sadly we decided not to change places every five minutes and do them all, which definitely would have attracted attention, and there wasn’t time to do it with the rest of them one by one because they were due to go home the next day, leaving us to have fun alone. But not for long…

But this holiday stuff is turning out longer than I thought. Looks like there will have to be a part 3. Sorry about that, but hopefully it’ll be worth reading. x

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